Ultra Magnus: Yes, with www.youdovoodoo.com I will finally get the Matrix from Prime!

Silverbolt: So, what do you think of me now, Blackarachnia?
Blackarachnia: For the- Give that back to Megatron!
Scorponok: Auggg! MY EYES!!

Devastator: Uh, little help?
Optimus Minor: See, this is what I'm talking about!
Buzzsaw: And we're the ones they call peg warmers.

Blastcharge: Hahaha! You guys aren't the only ones who can combine!
Tow-Line: Bow down before 'Super Tow-Line Convoytron'!
Obsidian: Hey! We never agreed on that name!
Rail Racer: What did I do to deserve this?

Inferno: My queen! I don't understand! Have I done something to anger you?
Megatron: *sigh* Inferno, over here.

Side Burn: Hey baby, you know what they say about 'bots with big feet, right?
Airazor: They're complete retards?
Prowl: See, I told you it wouldn't work. Now hurry up, Pat Lee wants to draw you.

Scavenger: See?! I can do that one too!
Megatron: Fine. What's the score?
Scavenger: We're tied at eighty-seven alt modes each.

Optimal Optimus: Yes! Two points! We're winning, 2058 - 2!
BW Megatron: Blast! I knew a basketball game of Optimus' versus Megatrons was a bad idea!
BM Megatron: Yeah, well, at least I wasn't the idiot to say "Winner gets Cybertron!"