Buzzsaw: Oh my god! You killed Cheetor!
Blast Charge: You bastard!
Iguanus: He ate my sandwich!
Cheetor: Actually, I'm not dead. Kinda wish I was, though.
Cheetor: Wow! The new Scourge toy! How'd you manage that?
Tigerhawk: Let's just say I had to sleep with a lot of people to get it.
Gigatron: Come on! I have purple feet, you have purple feet!
Rampage: Would you stop it with the purple feet already?!
Fire Convoy: Oh! Ew, gross!
Prowl: Dude, that's the third spychanger this week.
Fire Convoy: Whatever man, there's like a billion of those guys anyway.
Crosswise: RAGAHRAHAGAHHHHHRR!!
Rampage: Hmm, that was good, but I still don't believe you're insane yet.
Gas Skunk: Hey, did you know that the limit of the summation of a function as x approaches infinity is equal to the derivative of that same function?
Depth Charge: No, because it's equal to the integral you moron!
Optimus: Rattrap! That isn't Jetstorm.
Rattrap: Ah, you're just jealous you didn't think of it first.
