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Armada
2003
02/22 - Optimus Prime (SC)
2002
02/10 - Initial Thoughts

Robots in Disguise
2002
06/05 - Scourge
06/05 - Megatron Megabolt
06/05 - Autobot 3 Pack
05/21 - Sideways/Axer
05/14 - Obsidian
05/09 - Storm Jet
03/07 - Bruticus
03/04 - Wave 1 Spychangers
03/02 - Side Burn (repaint)
02/17 - Sky Byte
02/07 - Scourge/X-Brawn
02/07 - Ultra Magnus (basic)
02/07 - Optimus Prime (basic)
01/30 - Prowl (repaint)
01/18 - Skid-Z/Wind Sheer
01/18 - Tow-Line/Skyfire
01/12 - Cryotek
01/05 - Ruination
2001
12/17 - Galvatron
12/14 - Rail Racer
12/14 - Predacon 3-Pack
12/14 - Prowl
12/07 - X-Brawn
12/07 - Side Burn
12/01 - Landfill
11/27 - Omega Prime

Beast Machines
2002
05/09 - Silverbolt
04/13 - Mirage
04/13 - Obsidian
04/13 - Sonic Attack Jet
04/13 - Scavenger
04/04 - NS Cheetor
03/07 - Strika
02/22 - Savage/Noble
02/08 - Blackarachnia
02/06 - Optimus Primal
02/01 - Night Viper
01/24 - Nightscream
01/07 - Thrust
2001
12/23 - Blast Charge
12/15 - Tank Drone
12/07 - Megatron
11/29 - Optimus Primal (BP)
11/23 - Jetstorm
11/23 - Rattrap
11/21 - Buzzsaw
11/21 - Tankor

Dinobots
2002
05/09 - Striker
02/17 - Airraptor
2001
12/18 - Rapticon
12/07 - Triceradon

Beast Wars
2002
05/09 - Optimus Primal (TM)
04/16 - Terrorsaur (TM)
03/14 - B'Boom
03/14 - Transquito
03/06 - Cheetor (TM)
02/25 - Sonar
02/22 - Tigerhawk
02/17 - Blackarachnia (TM2)
02/04 - Cybershark (TM2)
02/04 - Waspinator (repaint)
02/02 - Bantor
02/02 - Optimus Minor
02/02 - Scarem
01/30 - Iguanus (TM2)
01/30 - Ramulus
01/30 - Scourge
01/16 - Rattrap (TM)
01/16 - Cheetor (bootleg)
01/06 - Depth Charge
2001
12/25 - Prowl
12/21 - Megatron (TM)
12/15 - Tarantulas (TM)
12/06 - Megatron (TM2)
12/05 - Rampage
12/01 - Tarantulas (bootleg)
12/01 - Airazor (repaint)
11/27 - Silverbolt
11/26 - Terrorsaur (bootleg)
11/25 - Scorponok
11/25 - Rhinox (repaint)
11/25 - Optimal Optimus
11/24 - Inferno
11/24 - Quickstrike
11/17 - Rattrap (bootleg)
11/17 - Dinobot (repaint)
11/14 - Megatron

Other Lines
2002
05/09 - Sharp Edge
04/30 - Galvatron (BW2)
04/18 - Prowl (MW)
04/16 - Big Convoy
04/04 - Minibot Keychains
02/22 - Starscream & BB
02/13 - Bazooka
02/09 - Mach Kick
02/08 - Stampy
01/16 - Shadow Panther
01/14 - Choro Q Toys

Send in the Caption!

Well, on February 28th I uploaded a single panel comic without a caption. Then I was like "Dude, you guys send me your captions and it'll all be good!" And so you did. Well, some of you did anyway. Some of these were already posted on ATT, but whatever, they're pretty funny, so I'll put them up here anyways. To withstand the test of time, or something. Enjoy!


Ramulus: Why are you standing on your head, Blastcharge?
Blastcharge: It's supposed to increase blood flow to the brain.
Buzzsaw: Heh! You got NEITHER, pal!
Blastcharge: Quiet, you!

- Sean Kneeland


Ramulus: What are you doing?
Blastcharge: It's called..."Yoga".
Buzzsaw: ...he's just standing on his head...
Ramulus: SHH! He's got a very fragile mindset since we dropped him on his head last time...
Blastcharge: If I could just get up...

- Jeffrey Mark Bowman


Blastcharge: No, I'm serious... this is exactly what Optimus Minor looks like when he's transformed!
Ramulus: Can't say I'm exactly green with envy, over here.
Buzzsaw: Oh, here he goes with his "green Ramulus" story again...

- Zobovor


Blastcharge: So he sez ta me, he sez, "Youse couldn't tell yer aft exhaust port from a hole inna ground!" An I sez ta him, I sez, "Oh, yeah, well, I'll just find youze a hole inna ground, an' we'll just see about dat!"
Ramulus: Buzzy, what did I tell you about messing with his head? You KNOW what pain it'll be getting him upright again!
Buzzsaw: Hee hee hee hee...

And...

Blastcharge: Then I just swing my feet forward, bend my knees to make elbows...
Ramulus: I don't think I like where this is going...
Buzzsaw: Frickin' Gigatron and his fans. This whole "extra alt mode" craze is gettin 'way outta hand.

- Doug Dlin


Blastcharge: ... ... *hiccup* Ah slag, that didn't work either!
Buzzsaw: I'll get some lemon juice!
Ramulus: I'll get a spray bottle and a rolled up newspaper!

- GR Crosscut


Next on Stupid Vehicon Tricks...

- Shadow Wing


Ramulus: No, that's still not right. Try laying on your side and unfolding your left tire, then turn your torso around...
Buzzsaw: Are you sure he's mistransformed? Maybe he just looks that way.
Ramulus: You would say that.

- ReGenesis0


Whoo! That was fun! I like 'em! If anyone else has any, feel free to send them into me and I'll post 'm here when I get 'em. Oh joy!


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