Longlease Bernese Mountain Dogs Christmas Humour If you have any fun pics and stories please send them along: <contact us> 
This 12 dogs of Christmas graphic was produced by Pet365 - a UK stockist of brands like Hurtta and Hamish McBeth. Christmas Time at Plumus (with many thanks to Chris Brown) Cosy Fires glowing in hearths across the land Scrumptious cooking smells -waft our paths as Women work with caring hands Excitement and Fun for Everyone - Drinks poured from cabinets - including Rum There's hustle and bustle as papers begin to rustle Gentle music about the house, with Families feeling harmonious In Windows Fairy Lights to cheer dark Winters nights With Four BERNESE around the floor, of course, they do block the door Lazy and Content, with NO wrong intent They are Cosy and Warm - nothing other than their norm' Sweets and Fruit, Crisps and Nuts, set in dishes, as we offer our Best Wishes Cakes and Biscuits - Dates and Figs and all those other thingummyjigs Party Clothes and Panto Shows Fragrant Perfumes - Comfy toes and Pink faces all aglow Decorations adorning - Twinkling for morning Presents in boxes - packets and bags - Loving messages written on the tags Mince Pies cooking - BERN'S Looking Puddings and Cream - In Homes all shiny and clean With Baubles and BERNESE 'neath Christmas Trees Crackers and Hats - Dog Hair on Mats Treasures and Pleasures - and more - Holly and Mistletoe in bunches galore While BERNESE still lie around the floor - A Cuddle - A Kiss - They ask NO more So as Christmas draws nearer and Santa is expected LET'S NOT NEGLECT THOSE LOVED AND COLLECTED. 
Doggie Wonderland. (thanks to Barbara Cribb) Dog tags ring, are you listenin'? In the lane, snow is glistenin'. It's yellow, NOT white - I've been there tonight, Marking up my winter wonderland. Smell that tree? That's my fragrance. It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants; "Avoid where I pee, It's MY pro-per-ty! Marked up as my winter wonderland." In the meadow dad will build a snowman, Following the classical design. Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man, So all the world will know that it is mine! Straight from me to the fencepost, Flows my na-tu-ral incens ; "Stay off of my TURF, This small piece of earth, I mark it as my winter wonderland." 
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