*One night a wife woke up to notice that her husband was missing. Then she heard someone sobbing downstairs in the kitchen. It turned out to be her husband. She asked him why he was crying, and he said, "Remember that one night when your dad caught us . . . you know." "Yes I remember," she answered. "Remember he said I either had to marry you or go to jail." "Yes," the wife said. "Well, I would have gotten out today."

*A devoted wife was taking care of her husband, who had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near. "You have been with me through all the bad times," he said. "When I got fired, you were there.  When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you stayed by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" "What dear?" she asked gently. "I think you bring me bad luck.

*A man's wife insisted on going deer hunting with him. Finally, he gave in, and set her up at the base of a tree, telling her he would scout around, scare up a deer, and send it her way. After about 15 minutes, he heard a shot. He rushed back to the stand where he had left his wife to find a man with his hands in the air saying: "OK, OK lady, it's YOUR deer!  Just let me get my saddle off of him."

(All jokes came from lifeminders today). 
 
 

       Graveh! ano ba 'to? kailan-kailan lang eh, nag-share ako ng mga maiinit na chicka! Tapos heto nanaman ako. Hmmp! Nauubusan na ako ng blind item.

Blind Item #1
 Itong si brod, super lunkot dahil si sis ay nasa piling na ng iba. "Dibale, may pag-asa pa naman," ang sabi ni brod. Kailan kaya tatagal sya sa paghihintay , pag kasal na si sis. Martir daw, oh!

Blind Item #2
 Sabi ni sis, "Wala pa!" pero sabi ni blocmate, "Meron na!" ang sbi naman ni brod, "Bakit? Kung kailan ako nagkagusto saka naman meron na!" ang sabi ko naman ay iba nalang, nadyan panaman si batchmate.

Blind Item #3
 May crush si sis kay brod, ganun din naman si brod kay sis. Kaso, masyadong "feeling" itong si brod. Okay lang kaya kay sis?

Blind Item #4
 Itong si brod ideniny na sila ni sis, pero bakit noong nagrereport si sis ay close na close itong si Brod sa kanya, as if sila na. Ano ba talaga?

Blind Item #5
 Itong si brod may sikreto, hindi daw nya sasabihin, pero kitang-kita naman. Well, bahala ka! Gago ka pala eh!

Blind Item #6
 Si brod, senti, bakit? Dahil ba sa kanya? Well, ika nga ni Nic "true love waits." Subukan mong maghintay, pero wag sa Alabang.

        Ano bayan! Next sem nalang uli para mas maraming chika at mas kakilig-kilig na ChisMax. Sa ating muling pagkikita, remember "I won't mention names, wa alam, Sikretoe!!!"
 
 

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