August 29, 2008

AL: I was suppose to go to the World's in Italy to fight, but my instructor decided to give his "young" bride my place instead. I was always fascinated with wrestling especially with the promos. Dennis Coralluzzo was one of my fight sponsors so when he heard how I got screwed out of the World's he offered me a job managing Boy Gone Bad a/k/a Joe Daniels at ringside. Mind you I was made to help at the ticket box office, setup/take down the ring, etc. Coralluzzo use to love to break my balls and call me his piss bucket bitch. He was the biggest ball breaker ever in wrestling.

AL: I use to workout with Joe Daniels a lot until Dick Murdoch took me under his wing. Murdoch was a rough man who would mawl you in the ring. He had great love and respect for wrestling and never tolerated the "disrespecters" of wrestling. It was a bit hard of a transaction though going from full-contacting fighting to pulling punches, etc. Murdoch once grinded my face across the mat after I "stiffed" him in the face with a punch. I had a severe mat burn on the leftside of my face.

AL: Keep your legs and mouth shut; eyes and ears open; one hand on your wallet and the other on your panties.

AL: Hulk Hogan's charisma. He had a way to make the world stop, listen, watch and believe every word he said. Now that's power.

AL: I would love to wrestle for TNA. I have had the honor of wrestling with Kong twice this year. They were some pretty ass kicking matches. Neither of us can be called a "wuss" or "whimp". As for WWE, they don't like plus size women. I had a better chance back in the early "90's if I had been fully trained and ready.

AL: The obsession with weight regarding women; lack of gimmicks/persona; MAJOR lack of being able to cut a promo.

AL: Managing Eddie Gilbert in Memphis, TN against Jerry the King Lawler; Tagging with Jim Neidhart; wrestling and being able to hold my own with Kong.

AL: TNA KNOCK-OUT. Those women are beautiful, real looking and can kick some major ass!

JM: Name game

Dick Murdoch - MY GOD SENT

Francine MY DIVA CHOOCH

Luna Vachon MY BIG SISTER

Daffney BOOBIE CHOOCH

Riptide ASS KICKER/MOST UNDER RATED FEMALE

Amazing Kong ROUGH

Nicole Bass DUMB AS DOGSHIT

Jim Neidheart MY BEST FRIEND/CONFIDANT

Mickey knuckles TOUGHER THAN MOST MEN

The Sandman PATIENT AND WILLING TO PUT YOU OVER

The Blue Meanie LOTS OF FUN; LITTLE BROTHER

Eddie Gilbert PURE GENIUS

AL: Francine, Bobcat, Daffney, Simpley Lucious and I were rooming once in Atlanta for a WEW taping. They had a religous convention there as well as the women of WEW staying at the same hotel/floor. One of the religous women called my room after we had partied all night and said "Im keeping you up now, since you kept me up." My response to her was in my Luna Vachon impersonation voice "Lady Im busy fucking satan."

Another time, I was wrestling the Blue Meanie in my title defense for Dangerous Women of Wrestling. Meanie and I started brawling outside the ring and all of a sudden he throws me back in and starts to take it home. He kept saying "I have to shit, I drank too much vitamin water, I have to shit." All I kept saying was "Don't shit on me fucker, Don't shit on me."

Coming back from John Rambo's HOPWF/NWL show in W.V. my ex-tag partner Bruiser Blackwell pulled over so Lucious Johnny Valiant could take a piss. A state trooper pulls up asking if there was a problem...Johnny Valiant replies "Yeah, I cant understand my Chinese communist wife, Im going to miss my train, and a frigging cop is watchine me take a piss with my schmeckle (sp?) hanging out." The cop said "good nite sir; and drove off.

I've had sooooo many good times on the road. It's what I think makes wrestling even more fun. We are like teenagers away from our parents with no one watching us.

Neidhart and I have had a few laughs....he always seems to think my alcoholic beverages (Jack Daniels Coolers) are the most flavorable beverages. God he is awesome.

AL: Chubby Dudley (Bay Ragni) and his wife (Jess Ragni) got me into WEW. I tried for over a year, but Sound Guy and Dan Kowal were being a pain in my ass. I finally got a shot on a Thursday night at Froggies in DE. Mind you, I got the call from Jess on the Tuesday 2 days prior. The locker room is like no other. It was like the case of Deliverance arrived. I beat the hell out this skinny dude named Davey Mae who I have the upmost respect for. This guy let me beat the living shit out of him for 10 minutes. He never complained.

As for my toughest feud, I would say Riptide. She likes to hit hard just like me. We had some real ass kicking/hardcore matches. We clicked instantly at Hovember to Remember in 2001. I would love to see her on a weekly basis on TV.

AL: They were basically the same, but WEW has the porno shots in between the matches on the ppv. What can I say sex, pussy and tits sell. lol

AL: I will be workihg with Velocity every third Sat. of the month at the old ECW arena; I have been asked back by PWU in Septembe 2008; and JAPW has taken an interest in me. Now if we can only get our schedules on the same page. lol

AL: Life's a banquet and most poor suckers starve to death, as you can see by my girlie figure I ain't missed a meal yet.

AL: I sometimes tell myself Im getting too old for this anymore, then a fan walks up and says nice match. I may not sell the photos, be the sex symbol, etc. but one thing I know is how to use my weakenesses and turn them into my strengths