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Top 10 Advantages of Being Asian
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- You can pretend you don't speak English when you're around stupid
people.
- Everyone asks your advice on computers, cameras, carryout, VCRs,
Toyotas and Karate.
- You look enough like Bruce Lee that when you get in a fight, all you
have to do is squint your eyes and howl to scare people.
- There are a lot more opportunities for casting in war movies.
- No one expects you to drive well.
- People mistake you for a Laundromat owner and bring you a lot of neat
clothes.
- You can be from Ohio and still be considered "exotic"
- If you ever commit a crime, you can get good laughs when your
description is passed around (black hair, brown eyes, glasses).
- You get people coming up to you all the time saying neat things in
languages you don't speak.
- During times of way, you get free outdoor housing at a local house track.
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