1. U'r like my kulangot ..... 'coz u'r so hard to get

2. U'r like my kuto ..... i can't get u out of my head

3. U'r like my pustiso ..... i can't smile wid out u

4. U'r like a suppository ..... u bring out what's bad in me

5. U'r like a yosi vendor ..... u give me HOPE & MORE

6. U'r like Ovaltine ..... i jus can't get enough

7. U'r like my bra ..... salo-salo mo ang dibdib ko

8. U'r like my shoes ..... u'r always there wherever i go

9. U'r like constipation ..... u take my breath away

10. U'r like my sweat ..... u relieve me when i'm hot

11. U'r like Extelcom ..... u never stop caring about me

12. U'r like SM ..... 'coz u've got it all

13. U'r like a Balikbayan Box ..... because i get excited when u arrive

14. U'r like a jingle joke ..... u bring tha corny out of me.