This week's e-mail comes from Laura. It reads...
I was just wondering why don't you ever answer any mail any more?
That is a fairly simple answer. No one e-mails us! You lazy bastards. I mean... we still love our slugs, and completely understand it's very hard work to send an e-mail. Lazy. Nah, I'm just messin' with you guys. We realize that our students have very hectic scheduals and it is difficult to find time in their scheduals for it. So when we get 'em, we read and answer them. When we dont get 'em, we drink.
Dr. Kent Busterson