SOLVING PROBLEMS

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"At some point in the project you're going to have to break down and 
finally define the problem." - programmers' saying, 
The Wiz Biz by Rick Cook

"Putting twice as many programmers on a project that is late will make 
it twice as late." - Brooks' law of programming projects, 
The Wiz Biz by Rick Cook

"You can always tell a really good idea by the enemies it makes." 
- programmers' axiom, The Wiz Biz by Rick Cook

"A jump gone awry is one of the hardest bugs to locate." - programmers' 
saying, The Wiz Biz by Rick Cook

"You never find out the whole story until after you've signed the 
contract." - programmers' saying, The Wiz Biz by Rick Cook

"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to 
resemble a nail." -- Abraham Maslow

I'm already visualizing you with duct tape over your mouth. -- The Hat 
of ZugŠ

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors- and
miss." - Eleri -- Zelgadis on the Mailing List

Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good 
sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life.

"We are not having this conversation." - Urlich, ZOTR by The Queen of Swords


"Will somebody please get this big, walking carpet out of my way?" - Princess Leia in Star 
Wars


"We are about to 'work this out'." Luse, Poison Elves (S-31) 


"One second, martha, and this punk will regret the day he was born....yessiree.....LET'S GET
 'IM, MARTHA!" Old Man, Poison Elves (S-30) 


Luse:"Now...I'm just going to have your pet wizard pop me out of here...and we can meet later 
          on fairer terms as God intended..."
Morachi:"'God' doesn't have a gun pointed at your head...", Poison Elves (S-26) 


Luse:"Hangover, huh? Want something to take care of it?"
Partier:"Oh, God...Yeah, Dude."
Luse:"Hereyago, 'Dude'."
*BLAM* , Poison Elves(S-1) 


Parintachin:"What is this? Huh? A knife!? After all I've done for you, Luse, I don't expect 
                    flowers, but a knife!?!"
Luse:"Shut up!!! Now I need to know what a--"
Parintachin:"Oh sure...they all do it, you big bad Moorcock wannabees, wave a knife, 'cut the
                     shit'..."
Luse:"Parinta--"
Parintachin:"Our tragic qausi-hero is at yet another crossroad where life meets death so what 
                    does he do?! Big surprise! Out with a knife..." , Poison Elves(M-16) 


"Alright, I'm going to think of a purpose that endangers neither society nor myself...I'VE GOT 
ONE!! I'VE GOT IT!! AYOOAH!!! I'm going to Mandratha and getting a tattoo!!!" Luse, Poison
 Elves (M-16)