WOMEN & MEN

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AU Anime Club CATS & DOGSFRIENDSCHILDREN AND ADULTSFAMILYWOMEN & MEN PEOPLE IN GENERAL GOD, HIS WORK & FAITH BALANCE STUPIDITY & FOOLS KNOWLEDGE WISDOM FREEDOM PEACE TRUST TRUTH LIES WORDS OXYMORONS & METAPHORS WORRIES EXCUSES, EXCUSES TWISTS & TURNS MAGIC PLANS AWARDS FUN 'N' GAMES FAMOUS LAST WORDS SOLVING PROBLEMS DRUGS, ALCOHOL & THE LIKE GUNS & SWORDS REVENGE VIOLENCE DEATH LIGHT & DARK LIFE BEAUTY LOVE NATURE FIGHTING / STRUGGLES FEAR, COURAGE & STRENGTH SADDNESS, ANGER & HAPPINESS DREAMS, WISHES & DESTINY WORK, LEADERS, POWER & PAYBACK GOVERNMENT, LAW, JUDGEMENT & RIGHTS TODAY, TOMMORROW AND ALL OF TIME YOURSELF SANE, INSANE, like there's a difference?!? VAMPIRE QUOTES EINSTEIN PLACES TO GO, PEOPLE TO SEE HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU SAY HELLO? HUH? WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY? A SINGLE INSULT

"Never argue with a red-haired witch.  It wastes your breath and only 
delays the inevitable." - the collected sayings of Wiz Zumwalt, 
The Wiz Biz by Rick Cook

"What am I doing on the outside of a highrise 30 stories above the 
ground?  This is what happens when I listen to a woman." - 3x3 eyes

"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a 
man's last romance." -Oscar Wilde 

"She is not worth what she doth cost, the keeping."-- Troilus and 
Cressida

"He's such a drama queen. ^.^" - WeeHoo the Light Elf -- Zelgadis on the Mailing List


I can never tell what this girl is going to say next! -Kyosuke Kasuga, Kimagure Orange Road


I guess you don't care if Mokoto runs off with that demon god bimbo, do you? 
-Nanami Jinnai, El Hazard OAVs


The sky could fall and women would still go shopping! -Hiro Seno, The Venus Wars 


Men and women... you lose if you chase.  Run, run, and keep on running.   
What if she doesn't chase after you?  
Idiot!  Then you run back as fast as you can, fall on your knees and apologize!
 -Godai and the Cabaret guy, Maison Ikkoku 


"What is it with guys and high explosives?" - Black Arachne, Beast Wars


"It says Elt;b>SEXEin big letters. Men always read anything that has to do with sex."
 -Naga, ZOTR by The Queen of Swords


Circie:"LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT, I'M HALF NAKED, STARVING, AND I'M IN NO MOOD 
            FOR LAME SARCASM...JUST GET ME THE HELL AWAY FROM HERE AND YOU
            CAN JOKE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT...UNTIL THEN, SHUT UP!"
Luse:"Crow, a female me!!" , Poison Elves(M-19) 


"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" -Bill Clinton


"Tomboy - all right, you call me a tomboy. Tomboys get medals, tomboys win championships, 
tomboys can fly. One more thing: tomboys aren't boys." -Anonymous


"Models are to be used, not believed." -H. Theil


"Jeez, man--I'd offer you a woman but I just crushed my last one!!" Parintachin, Poison Elves 
(M-11) 


It just be raining black men in New York! - Men In Black


God created men first b/c you gotta have a rough draft before the masterpiece! -- Kelly 
Thomas


"When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him *whose*?" -Don Marquis


"Men can only hurt you when you're already down" --Lesley T


"Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it." -Soren 
Kierkegaard


"I have such a deep admiration for guys who roll around on the floor with other guys." -Bender, 
The Breakfast Club


Lieutenant: I think we can handle one little girl. I sent two units. They're bringing her down 
                   now.  
Agent Smith: No, Lieutenant, your men are dead. -- Matrix


"Whoso would be a man, must be a noncomformist." -Ralph Waldo Emerson


Purple Marauder:"Think of it! What has been the downfall of man time and time again?"
Luse:"Fools...such as yourself." , Poison Elves (M-4)


"A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials."-Chinese 
Proverb


Jace:"Dammit!--I just have this feeling!"
Luse:"Stuff some snow down your pants then!" , Poison Elves(M-19)


"No woman gets my gozers." Luse, Poison Elves (M-19)