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SANE, INSANE, like there's a difference?!?
VAMPIRE QUOTES
EINSTEIN
PLACES TO GO, PEOPLE TO SEE
HOW MANY WAYS CAN YOU SAY HELLO?
HUH?
WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY?
A SINGLE INSULT
"Programming is like pinball. The reward for doing it well is the opportunity to do it again." - programmers' saying, The Wiz Biz by Rick Cook "You can't unscramble an egg." - old saying "You can if you're powerful enough." - the collected sayings of Wiz Zumwalt, The Wiz Biz by Rick Cook "The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch, and a user with an idea." - computer saying, The Wiz Biz by Rick Cook New clinical studies refute my existence. -- The Hat of ZugŠ Line Dancing: See what happens when cousins breed. -- The Hat of ZugŠ "You're always getting little pieces to the the big puzzle, and by the time you can put it all together, it's too late. She continued to say that it was so great that everything was coming together so well the last couple of days. I had to agree with her a lot of stuff seems to be coming together recently. I added, "Makes you wonder if it's really too late and we just don't know it yet."" - Randi & Lycorne, 06.15.2001 Just think: I'm the one preparing your food. -- The Hat of ZugŠ "Waspinator just minding own business when, WHAM! stasis pod right up the wazoo!" - Waspinator, Beast Wars "When all else fails, follow directions. (Until then...)" -Anonymous "If they give you lined paper, write the other way." -Anonymous "We have your balloons punk!" -David Letterman If I hear 'Silent Night' one more time, I'm taking hostages. -- Scully "A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. 'Hear that?' you say. 'That's dynamite, baby.'" -Jack Handey "If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll loook like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy." -Anonymous "Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out." -Jack Handey "Senators dye their graying hair black and wear trenchcoats all the time, but no one ever says anything to them."-- Emily Simmons "Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny." -Anonymous "He wasn't claustrophobic, but he has a logical and healthy fear of being confined in an extremely cramped place ninety feet below the ice, in the arctic wilderness, while surrounded by fifty-eight enormous packages of explosives that were ticking rapidly toward detonation. He was funny that way." -Dwean Koontz Ya know, my father used to say, every man's got a devil. And you can't rest until you find him... but if it's any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face. - The Crow I have something to give you. I don't want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain all at once, all for you. - The Crow "I bet the main reason the police keep people away form a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!" -Jack Handey "Don't let everyday life get to you. I say take a commonly used expression and act it out. Today's Phrase: 'Abuse The Copy Machine.' Drop what you're doing and have at it." - Tyler Durden, "Fight Club" "If you're in war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." -Anonymous "If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming." -Anonymous "If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away." -Jack Handey "If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?" -Unknown "Why do kamikazi pilots wear helmets?" -Unknown "Pretty happy with where you are in life? Do the contents of your wallet define you? Are you as cool as those dancers on televison because you wear the same khakis? If so, keep it up; it seems everything is working out great for you." - Tyler Durden, "Fight Club" "Why do they bother sterilizing the needles for lethal injections?" -Unknown If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one is around, does it make a noise? --unknown "If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too because, come on, life is funny." -Anonymous "After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The Moral: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut." -Unknown "Why yes--a bulletproof vest." -James Rodges' final request before the firing squad "One good turn gets most of the blankets." -Anonymous "There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't." -Anonymous "Arguing with a stubborn person is much like mud wrestling with a pig. Pretty soon you realize the pig likes it." -Unknown "A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it." -Anonymous "Today, a question. Which is more noble? Allowing a pair of pandas to live off the land knowing that they will never procreate and their species will go extinct or 'rescuing' the pandas and forcing copulation for a steady wave of camera toting tourists?" - Tyler Durden, "Fight Club" "A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done." -Anonymous "A computer is almost human - - except it doesn't blame it's mistakes on another computer." -Anonymous "A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be." -Anonymous "America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote." -Anonymous "An adolescent is a person who acts like a baby when not treated like an adult." -Anonymous "Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby." -Anonymous "You're just playing the hero for the five o' clock news blip." - Batman Beyond
