GOD, HIS WORK & FAITH

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"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer 
god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other
possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." 
-- Stephen Roberts 

I'm currently in a mode of thinking where telling the gods to go 
screw themselves sounds like one of my better options. - Lycorne, 
04.01.2001

"...I'm not one of those who think Bill Gates is the devil. I simply 
suspect that if Microsoft ever met up with the devil, it wouldn't need 
an interpreter." -- Nick Petreley

Greek mythology says that whom the gods would destroy, they first make 
mad. I'd never been sure whether 'mad' meant crazy or angry. Either 
way, the gods were working on me pretty good right now. - Iniach

"The little pink dojo behind the chevron in HG is a cult. They make 
blood sacrifices to their demon lord, etc., etc." - Lycorne, 05.04.2001

"The Gods touch every life differently, there for, how can we expect 
everyone to share the same view of the Gods?" - Luna Faye

In the beginning, 
There was the One
And the One dreamed, 
And there was the Light
And the One was the Light, 
And the Light was beautiful,
And the Light became the Atari.
And the One spoke,
And it was the Savior.
And the Savior was the Path,
And the Path was the Pong,
And the One liked the Pong.
ALL HAIL THE PONG!
- Chi and Lycorne

"Once you met your maker you should curse yourself for your optimistic 
judgement."-(some random soldier) Gundam Wing

"Damn you people who's beliefs confine my abilities..." - Lycorne, 
05.01.2001

"What truly supreme being is so insecure as to need, let alone demand 
human worship and subservience? Or, more to the point, what mature 
adult needs deities like that in his or her life?"  - Jim DeKorne 

"Jesus H. frog on a pogo stick!" -Beth, Bedlam's Bard

"The most preposterous notion that homo sapiens has ever dreamed up 
is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the 
Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be 
swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not receive 
this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to 
bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least 
productive industry in all history." - Eleri -- Zelgadis on the 
Mailing List

Smashing Pumpkins Theorem 1:
    emptiness is loneliness
    and loneliness is cleanliness
    and cleanliness is godliness
    and god is empty
    just like me

Smashing Pumpkins Corollary 1:
    Billy Corgan is God.
 -- Smashing Pumpkins Fan Corrollary

Keaton always said "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of Him." 
Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser 
Soze. - Roger Kint, The Usual Suspects

"Religion is like the leaning tower of pisa, it defies the laws of 
physics and should have crumbled years ago" - Emily Simmons

"The gods forgot they made me, so I forgot them too." - David Bowie, 
"Seven"

Always back up data. Even Jesus saves. -- The Hat of ZugŠ

"Now watch closely everyone.  I'm going to show you how to kill a god."
 -Lady Eboshi, Mononoke Hime

God's in a meeting, may I help you? -- The Hat of ZugŠ

"Always back up data. Even Jesus saves." - Hat of ZugŠ


With this ancient magic in my power I'll soon become god - an honor I've been denied long 
enough! -Katsuhiko Jinnai, El Hazard tv 


"I was walking down the street one day and I saw a man standing on the corner with his fists 
raised shouting at the sky, 'I hate you! You're a terrible, awful god, and I hate you!' 
And I said, 'Hey!' 
And he turned to me and said, 'Hey, at least I believe in him.' 
Sometimes in today's world its all we can do to just believe." - a pastor, Ally McBeal


They say when you talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks to you, it's schitzophrenia. 
- Fox Mulder


Make God laugh -- plan for the future. -Anonymous


"When the gods are busy elsewhere, you must make your own luck." - Teletha, Timespell


"A black hole is where God divides by zero" -Anonymous


If an omniscient God exists, then nobody is free; and, equivalently, if anyone can perform a
 free action, then God does not exist --unknown


"That would be comforting... if I had morals." - Unknown


"I am the one the only one, I am the God of Kingdom come... so just give me the prize."
 -- John / Kellindil & Ken / Kaelic


"Man must not create gods. We cannot allow him such power!" - Seele, Neon Genesis 
Evangelion


". . . were you on this religious kick at home, or did you crack up over here?" -- M*A*S*H* 


"You mean all I have to do is sit in a circle and clap my hands and I'm a goddess?  Where do
 I sign up?!" - Unknown


"Oh, I love God! He's so deliciously evil!" - Stewie, The Family Guy


Perhaps there isn't much difference between humans and dolls. Man creates dolls in his own 
image. If god exists, its possible we're all just dolls to him. - Neon Genesis Evangelion


"Holy marketing ploys, Batman!  God as a plush doll?  I don't think so!" - Unknown


"Charming. Like when God told Abraham to kill Issac." - Brian, The Family Guy


"Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first
 step." -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.


If knowledge is power then a god am I - Batman Forever 


If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates. - Willy 
Wonka and the Chocolate Factory


Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. - The Crow 


"Religion is for folks who want to avoid going to hell. Spirituality is for those who have 
already been there." -Anonymous


"Religion is a death fixation..." -Tenth, Poison Elves (S-33)


The almighty says he can get me outta this, but he's pretty sure you're f*cked. - Braveheart 


"Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true." -Friedrich Nietzsche


"Heaven isn't that far away... For me, Heaven is just on the edge of forever and tomorrow."
 -- Ken / Kaelic


Luse:"Now...I'm just going to have your pet wizard pop me out of here...and we can meet later 
          on fairer terms as God intended..."
Morachi:"'God' doesn't have a gun pointed at your head...", Poison Elves (S-26) 


"To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under heaven." -'
All the Weyrs of Pern', Anne McCaffrey


"And the lord came to me while I was in slumber and took me high into the air and he took 
me to a vast farmland of the midwest as I decended I heard the cries of thousands of screams 
and I asked the Angel Of The Lord what are those cries and he said those are the cries of the 
carrots see for tomorrow is the harvest day for them it is the holocaust"
 - GabriaL_DeLioncore_of_BLackRose