"Where Let it Ride dealers learn how to deal dice."
Welcome to DiceGod.org.
Here you can find a collection of hints, links and tips on how to be a better dice dealer. We all know how hard it can be to become a good dice dealer, so hopefully in these pages you can find the help you need to become one. But lets be real for a moment. If you are here chances are that you suck a big fat shaft dealing dice. Perhaps you're a wholly reasonable person, with the potential to become an extra strength Lump. Perhaps you're a team player, with a potentially argumentative loner lurking inside you. Or perhaps you're a dreamer, within whom lives a potentially disillusioned idiot, simply waiting to take flight on the wings of bitterness. Whatever the case might be, hopefully you will find an answer here. Good Luck.
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