What Not To Say To
A Cop when being stopped after leaving Third Base
1. I can't reach my license
unless you hold my beer.
(OK
in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my
radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village
People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about
125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or
Barney?
6. I
thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to
be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the
trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The
last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me
over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with
traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's
how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee
Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You
probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look
glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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