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"Strangers Have the Best Candy"


"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"


"Some Kittens Can Fly!"


"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" 


"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild
Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"


"You Are Different and That's Bad"


"Dad's New Wife Timothy"


"POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games" 


"Curious George and the High Voltage Fence"


"The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables"


"The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy"


"How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School" 


"Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear" 


"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It" 


"Bi-Curious George"


"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

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