Read the following motivational quotes. They will be very helpful to you..

• When your best just isn't good enough, it might be a good time to learn let it ride.

• When the purpose of your life is to show others what a shitty dice dealer looks like.

• For every good craps dealers there are dozens that suck. Chances are you are one of them

• The harder you try, the dumber you look.

• Good Box-man inspires by example. When that's not an option brute intimidation works pretty well too.

• If at first you don't succeed dealing craps, then Black Jack might be your style.

• Learning procedures pays off over time, being lazy and throwing cheques pays off immediately.

• If you ignore the customers, they might go play let it ride.

• Mediocrity takes a lot less time and most people wont notice until is too late.

• If you can't learn how to deal craps well, then enjoy doing it poorly.

• In the battle of you and the world  bet on the world.

• It takes months to find a customer, but only seconds to lose one. The good news is that we should run out of them in no time.

• It takes 317 muscles to welcome a player to a table and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to stand there with a dumb look on your face.

Whether you're a pessimist, underachiever or a chronic failure, we personally offer our unconditional* guarantee that after reading this you will be truly inspire to new lows!

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