(Uncle wanted to call this "Deadvocates", but the line's gotta be drawn somewhere -- on the grave!!)
"OOOO, kids, this is scarey!!|
I reallly found it scareeeyyyy!!!"
Count Floyd promises
Until the distinguished Count Dracula used The Dead and Bloodfest Inn as his weekend hangout, his "days" went like this:
And that nether-human, Agent Fox Mulder, is a regular visitor of our establishment.
Don't worry, Fox, you're not a vampire!
Actor Gary Oldman finds our inn extremely calming and restful
The Goblin King favors our inn, and he's one of our favorite visitors
THE GREAT HALL
OUR FAMILY TREE