"I have a blue ball!"

"I have a tattoo, and it itches"

"If thats smart, what do u consider dumb?" ME!!

"Right, Right!"

"Thank Goodness it's Friday!" (When it was Wednesday!)

"EVIL!"- this isn't a very nice to say hey to anyone!!

"What stays in A-12, stays in A-12!"- Ha I wasn't there 4 this one, but it's abs. classic

"I share a room w/ myself!"

"When your meant to die, your meant to die"

"It's normal for things to be shitty"- Now and Then

"Love is capricious, and its consequences merely devastating" Bronte (this is one of my favorites, b/c it really does depict my meaning of love! It's hard to explain unless u know what I'm going through!)

Don't let the past create the future, let the future erase the past.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful.

It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Some day u'll cry for me like I cried for you Some day u'll miss me like I missed you Some day u'll need me like I needed you Some day u'll love me, but I wont luv you

*~Don't fall for anyone that can't catch you...*~

When you love someone, it's something. When someone loves you, it's another thing. When you love the person who loves you back, it's everything.

*I cry for the times that you were almost mine*I cry for the memories I've left behind*I cry for the pain, the lost, the old, the new*I cry for the times i thought i had you

If you love someone put their name in a circle instead of a heart, because hearts can break but circles go on forever. (anonymous)

No man is worth your tears and the only one who is won't make you cry.

If the world didn't suck a little bit, we'd all fall off it.

To the world you're maybe one person but to one person you maybe the world. Always rememeber you're loved; never forget someone always cares.

Life in general is a little less interesting than getting stabbed in the eye with a pencil.

Remember, %n, that when someone annoys you it takes 32 muscles in your face to frown, but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mofo upside the head.:-D

I think I fail just a bit less than everyone else

Golf is an easy game... it's just hard to play.

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt.

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five.

We should all take a lesson from crayons, I mean come on. There are many different kinds some are beautiful some are plain and some have weird names, but they all have to learn to live in the same box, so why cant we all learn to live in the same world.

Althought u may not love me, although u may not care, if u should ever need me, you know I'll always be there. Your heart may not be broken Your heart my not be free but if u ever need someone, u can always count on me.

No one dies a virgin... life screws us all!

Be careful of your thoughts, for your thoughts become your words. Be careful of your words, for your words become your actions. Be careful of your actions, for your actions become your habits. Be careful of your habits, for your habits become your character. Be careful of your character, for your character becomes your destiny.

Beauty, after all, is in the eye of the beholder, and "everyone will have a different opinion" of who and what is attractive," "You have to decide for yourself what's best for you. In the end, we all sleep with ourselves."

"It's better to lose a lover...then love a LOSER!"

"Don't Let Anyone Ever Make You Think that you are not good enough for what you deserve"

"Smile...it might touch someone even if they don't like you"

"Happiness is a choice, not a response"

"You must believe in yourself before you can trust anyone"

"just be optimistic, but this is how i looked at it, i wallowed and got upset, but then i thought if he was an INCREDIBLE guy and he wasn't meant for me then the guy that IS meant for me is going to be 10x better, all those qualities plus more, you deserve the best and i believe u'll find it. You never know though, he could be the one..." -Veronica

....but maybe its not suppost to be easy....maybe its just hard so that you can find the right guy, and i know theres someone out there...even if it takes a pick axe to find it- Emily

"Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen...others make it happen. DESIRE

Experience is the hardest teacher, it gives you the test first and then the lesson

WHY? 1)Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink n drive?
2)Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
3)When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment,When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

Remember that life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away...like choking!

Sometimes you gotta let your heart led you even if it is somewhere your not supose to be ~Van Wilder

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

"Truth is the perception of reality, whereas reality is the perception of the truth" ~ Anonymous

* Le coeur a ses raisons, que la raison ne connait point.* ("the heart has its reasons of which it does not know of")

Confucius says...Give a penny,Take a penny,But if you need more than 5 pennies,...GET A JOB!!!

I'm so scared that the way that I feel,Is written all over my face,When you walk into the room I wanna find a hiding place,We used to laugh, we used to hug,The way that old friends do,But now a smile and a touch of your hand,Just make me come unglued,It's such a contradiction, do I lie or tell the truth,Is it fact or fiction the way I feel for you.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?" ~Chris Rock

Sometimes you gotta stop and remember That your not gonna live forever Be young, think smart, stay true And just follow your heart (thanks sean)

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Unknown

The more of the past you carry around, the less of the present there is room for.- Dalton Roberts

Our lives begin to end the day we start becoming silent about things that matter.- Unknown

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them.- Norman Vincent Peale

The main cause for failure and unhappiness is trading what you want most for what you want at the moment.- Unknown

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of its strength.- Unknown

If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.- Carol Burnett

Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.- Anon

To be a champion you have to believe in yourself when nobody else will.- Sugar Ray Robinson

Its not the ups and downs that make your life difficult, its the way you choose to deal with them.- Tanya

Sometimes when you think its the end, its really a new beginning- Colt

The past is history. The future, a mystery. The here and now is a gift. That is why it's called the present.- Unknown

I always knew that I would look back at my crying and laugh. But i never thought I would look back at my laughing and cry.- Geo hernanez

One will break ur heart, another one will mend ur soul, in the end they are all just boys!- Me

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes...just be an illusion

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love iwth you was beyond my control.

Loving someone isn't when you picture yourself with them, its realizing that you can't live without them

The way I see it, if you want a rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain." ~ Author Unknown

"In three words I can summarize what I've learned in life: it goes on." ~Robert Frost

"Just because some one doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have." ~ Author Unknown

"They say love hides behind every corner, then I must be walking in circles." ~ Author Unknown

If one is lucky, a solitary fantasy can totally transform one million realities." ~ Maya Angelou

"We never know the worth of water 'til the well is dry." ~ English Proverb

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." ~ Erica Jong

"Don't compromise yourself. You're all you've got." ~ Janis Joplin

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

One pleasure can bring you twice as much pain-but is it worth it to sacrifice ur happiness??- Me

Th0rKiLL: i havnt managed to fail yet, i see no reason to start now

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. Leo Buscaglia (THANKS JOCE!)

Never regret something that once made you smile...(thanks Ashley)

I'm not like many people, I have different views on life, and I DON'T CARE, but that makes me who I am!! So get over it!