OFFICIAL WEBSITE
CAUTION: Before scrolling and clicking, we must all first ask ourselves: How will visiting Jonathan David Steinhoff's Official Website change my life? You shall become a different person in the following 25 ways:
If you feel ready to make these important changes in your life, you are invited to proceed.
A Place To Download Some Steinhoff Videos, Documents (to make you Loadier)
A 2002 Memo (to make you Earlier)
Site where you can watch some more of my videos (to make you Viewier)
Music Video Stills (to make you Older)
A few Steinhoff songs (to make you Beginnier)
Site carrying my songs on a CD (to hear them higher Qualitier)
A few more Steinhoff songs (to make you Musical-er)
And yet a few more Steinhoff songs (to make you Beginnering)
Yet more (mostly older) Steinhoff songs (to make you Intermediater)
Blog To Make You Sound Crazier
Interesting Mall Man facts (to make you Inside-Wordier)
Two Letters, A Special Paragraph and A Special Note (to make you Magick-er)
A Story (to make you Fictitious-er)
Another Story (to make you Newer)
A Shooting Script (to make you Movie-er)
Video Stills (to make you Funnier)
Sculptures And Stuff (to make you Deeper)
Music Video Stills (cont'd.) (to make you Stranger)
Nine Comedy Sketch ideas (to make you Wider Awaker)
A Few Drawings (to place you Higher)
Art Piece (to make you a Dreamer)
Yet Another Story (to make you Readier)
Artworks (to make you Thirstier, Hungrier and Wiser)
If this website visit failed to create the promised 25 changes in your life as listed, please visit over and over again until the changes have taken place.
I hope your visit was an enjoyable one.
Jonathan David Steinhoff
jdsteinhoff@hotmail.com
