I have divided my JA fiction into two categories: Stories posted at the DWG and stories posted at The Gate. For now, all my stories are meant to be funny and entertaining, and so the only real difference between them are that The Gate - stories are racier and less careful about language. There is nothing graphic, but I consider this division Fair Warning to my readers!
DWG Stories
Ruffle at Raffles (145k)
Singapore, the year 1900. Fitzwilliam Darcy is looking for, in no particular order; rubber, money, a wife, release from his annoying relatives, and a new roof for Pemberley. Will he find it? Will he kill the poodle? Will he realise that true love is a gift to treasure? Chapters 1 - 10 Chapters 11-18
The Family at Matlock (137k)
In this Regency sequel to Pride and Prejudice, the Fitzwilliam Family try to top the Bennets for madness! Not to mention the sheep! Six chapters posted!
Lords and Redheads (60k)
The Duke of Longbourn has five red - headed daughters, all with different tempers. Lady Elizabeth Bennet isn't afraid of shouting or slapping men in public, which is why her sisters all hope she'll marry the promising young politician Darcy.
- The Courtship of Miles Collins (16k)
Reverend Collins and his Secretary, Will Darcy, are off to Save the Heathens, but first they must sort out their love - lives... Based on the poem by Longfellow, this is, however, not a poem.
- DWG Hospital (Or: How to Cure Writer's Block and a Romance OD) (22k)
Elysabeth Bennet isn't the same person as Elizabeth Bennet, but she has the same spunk, unless her Boyfriend is near. Nursies and Dwiggies team up to unite this dame with her True Love, while trying to avoid some of the craziest doctors you've ever met!
- Will Darcy and the Twelve Days of Christmas (19k)
The old carol is the backdrop to the story of a love - struck Will Darcy, surrounded by less than helpful friends and relatives. A prequel to "It's Friday the Thirteenth, Charles Bingley!"
- It's Friday the Thirteenth, Charles Bingley! (10k)
This might just be the most important day in Charles Bingley's life, but it also happens to be Friday the Thirteenth... A sequel of sorts to "Will Darcy and the Twelve Days of Christmas".
- Gretna Green - A Romance (21k)
Elizabeth Bennet is an innkeeper's daughter in Gretna Green. Against all odds, she's a Romantic, and one dark night, a Hero enters the inn...
- Pemberley College (11k)
The year is 1972. The place is Pemberley College. The people are just plain weird.
The Gate Stories
- The Wedding Day, Or: A Lecture in Sexture (13k)
Darcy has a new wife - but can he find her? And the Regency setting makes it difficult for him not to play the teacher... Not for the youngest readers.
Contraceptive Condemnation (8k)
Burdened by unsuitable boy - and girlfriends, Elizabeth Bennet and Will Darcy battle with the Author to correct Bad Spelling in fan fiction...
- Pride and Prejudice Revealed: The Hidden Story (17k)
Stealing more than usual from Miss Austen, the Author reveals the TRUE meaning of those famous sentences. Who could have guessed Charles Bingley and Mary Bennet...?
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