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FAQ (frequently asked question): What's the difference between Monstervision on TNT and Mystery Science Theater 3000 on the Sci-Fi channel?
Monster jokes "There are 3 types of people in the world - those who are good at math and those who aren't."
Christine, and even a couple of films they also made fun of on MST3K...
These movies continue to run on TNT, TBS, and even the Sci Fi Channel in their original form. Simply print out the host segments for the movie when it comes around and read Joe Bob's comments on each segment as you watch the movie. It's the next best thing to having Joe Bob on the couch next to you...
Date/time Movie Title/Description Links Channel
Week of 07/28/07
Sat 7-28-07:
7am/10am EST The Alligator People (Lon Chaney vs. mad scientist) FOX Movie Channel
7:30 am, Sat An American Werewolf in Paris TNT
7:50 am, Sat The Cave Starz Edge
8:00 am, Sat Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Showtime Beyond
8:15 am, Sat Escape from New York (Air Force One hijacked into World Trade Center) HD Movies
8:30 am, Sat Lady in the Water Cinemax
8:30/11:30 EST Animaland cartoons (1949, British) Turner Classic Movies
8:40 am, Sat Duel (Dennis Weaver vs. a truck from the Twilight Zone) Action Channel
9:00 am, The Fox & the Hound (1981, voice of Kurt Russell) Toon Disney
9:35 am, Sat Encino Man Showtime Beyond
10:00 am, Sat Dark Water Wam!
10:50 am, Sat Caveman Showtime Family Zone
11:00 am, Sat So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Comedy Central
11:05 am, Sat 007 in Tomorrow Never Dies Showtime Beyond
11:50 am, Sat Blade Black Starz
12:15 pm, Sat Heaven Can Wait HBO Comedy
1:00 pm, Sat Minotaur SCIFI
1:35 pm, Sat Final Destination 3 HBO Zone
1:45 pm, Sat Bad Moon Action Channel
Red Planet Cinemax
2:00 pm, Sat The Witches of Eastwick HBO # 3
3:00 pm, Sat Larva SCIFI
3pm/6pm EST Buffy the Vampire Slayer FOX Movie Channel
3pm/6pm EST Will Penny (1968, Cahrlton Heston, Donald Pleasence) Turner Classic Movies
3:10 pm, Sat Back to the Future HBO Zone
Silent Hill Starz
3:40 pm, Sat Doom Thrillermax
4:30 pm, Sat Encino Man Showtime Beyond
Reeker Showtime
5:00 pm, Sat Angels in the Outfield Cartoon Network
5pm/8pm EST HUD (1963, Paul Newman as amoral rancher during anthrax outbreak) Turner Classic Movies
5:25 pm, Sat Wolfen Thrillermax
5:30 pm, Sat The Fifth Element TNT
5:40 pm, Sat Twins HBO Comedy
5:45 pm, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (Mark Hamill, Harison Ford) HBO #2
6:00 pm, Sat Dark Water Wam!
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids Showtime Beyond
6:30 pm, The Wicker Man (Nicolas Cage) Cinemax
7:00 pm, Sat Bone Snatcher (2003) SCIFI
The Cave Starz Edge
7pm/10pm EST Hot Shots (Charlie Sheen spoof of Top Gun) Fox Movie Channel
7pm & 9:30 Grease (1978, John Travolta) Family Channel
7:30 pm, Jewel Of The Nile (Danny DeVito, sequel to Romancing The Stone) WE
7:45/10:45 EST Super Troopers (2001, cops vs. cops) IFC
8:00 pm, Sat Blade Black Starz
The Godfather (1972) American Movie Classics
Grumpy Old Men (Walter Matthau, Jack Lemmon, Burgess Meredith) Flix Movie Channel
Princess Diaries 2 (Julie Andrews as the Queen) ABC
007 in Die Another Day Spike (TNN)
Spider-Man (2002) TNT
Speed 2 (sequel to Speed) Encore
8pm & 10pm Shanghai Knights (2003, Jackie Chan in the old West) TBS
8pm & 10:30 Crocodile Dundee 2 Bravo
8:15 pm, Sat Fargo HD Movies
9:00 pm, Sat The Covenant Starz
Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist More Max
Friday (1995 comedy, Ice Cube) TNT
Legally Blonde (2001) Comedy Central
Sands Of Oblivian (2007, the DeMille curse is loosed on Guadalupe, Calif) SCIFI
9pm/12am EST Hot Shots (Charlie Sheen spoof of Top Gun) Fox Movie Channel
9pm/12am EST Shane (1953, Alan Ladd vs. Jack Palance) Turner Classic Movies
9:30 pm, Sat Final Destination 3 HBO Zone
10:00 pm, Sat 007 in Tomorrow Never Dies Showtime Beyond
10:15 pm, Stealth Encore
10:30/1:30 EST Double Take (a banker switches idetities) WGN
10:45 pm, Sat Silent Hill Starz
11:00 pm, Sat Werewolf Hunter: The Legend of Romasanta Showtime Showcase
The Witches of Eastwick HBO # 3
11pm/2am EST Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the Movie FOX Movie Channel
11:45 pm, Sat Fargo HD Movies
12:00 am, Sun Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation Mystery Channel
12:05 am, Sun Doom Thrillermax
1:00 am, Sun Dawn of the Dead (2004) Starz
007 in Die Another Day Spike (TNN)
1am/4am EST High Plains Drifter (Clint Eastwood) Turner Classic Movies
1:30 am, Sun Contact TNT
1:50 am, Sun House of Wax (2005) More Max
2:00 am, Sun Audrey Rose Showtime Family Zone
2:45 am, Sun The Sixth Sense Starz
3:00 am, Sun Bad Moon Action Channel
3:50 am, Sun Blade Black Starz
4:00 am, Sun Lost in Space, the Movie Wam!
007 in Tomorrow Never Dies Showtime Beyond
4:30 am, Sun The Mothman Prophecies (you'll sleep with the lights on now) TNT
5:00 am, Sun Lost in Space, the Movie Movie Plex
6:00 am, Sun The Haunting (1999) HBO
Pulse Black Starz
6:05 am, Sun Batman & Robin Encore
6:10 am, Sun Island of Dr. Moreau (1977) Encore's Drama Channel
6:35 am, Sun Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the original movie) Starz
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Sun 7-29-07:
7:20 am, Sun Sahara Showtime Showcase
8:00 am, Sun Batman Begins HBO
Jumanji TNT
8am/11am EST After The Thin Man (1936, Jimmy Stewart murder mystery) Turner Classic Movies
8:35 am, Sun Fog, The (2005) Starz Edge
9:00 am, Sun Deep Rising FX Channel
Dolly Dearest SCIFI
10:00 am, Sun The Covenant Starz
10am/1pm EST Plunder Of The Sun (1953, old Aztec treasure with a curse) Turner Classic Movies
10:15 am, Sun Magic in the Water Showtime
10:45 am, Sun Alien: Resurrection Action Channel
10:50 am, Sun 007 in Tomorrow Never Dies Showtime Extreme
11:00 am, Sun Bride of Chucky (Child's Play 4) SCIFI
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind USA Network
12:15 pm, Sun Dawn of the Dead (2004) Starz
12:30 pm, Sun The Shawshank Redemption More Max
1:00 pm, Sun Boo SCIFI
Jaws: The Revenge Mystery Channel
Underworld TNT
1pm/4pm EST The Russians Are Coming The Russians Are Coming (1966 Cold War comedy) Turner Classic Movies
followed by The Wackiest Ship In The Army (1961) Turner Classic Movies
1:30 pm, Sun Pulse Black Starz
Red Dragon USA Network
1:35 pm, Sun Screamers Thrillermax
2:00 pm, Sun Big Encore's Love Stories Channel
2:15 pm, Sun I Still Know What You Did Last Summer Cinemax
2:20 pm, Sun Scream Encore
2:35 pm, Sun Halloween: H20 Mystery Channel
3:00 pm, Sun Shallow Ground SCIFI
3:05 pm, Sun Silent Hill Starz Edge
3:30 pm, Sun Spider-Man TNT
3:50 pm, Sun The Sixth Sense Starz
4:00 pm, Sun The Matrix Revolutions Cinemax
The Godfather (1972) and The Godfather 2 (1974) American Movie Classics
4:50 pm, Sun Child's Play Showtime Beyond
5:00 pm, Sun Cursed SCIFI
Reeker Showtime # 2
5pm/8pm EST Singing In The Rain (spoof of silent movies, Debbie Reynolds) Turner Classic Movies
5:05 pm, Sun The Lost Boys (with fangs) Thrillermax
5:30 pm, Sun Batman Begins (2005) HBO
Heaven Can Wait HBO # 3
The Hills Have Eyes More Max
5:40 pm, Sun The Covenant Starz
5:45 pm, Sun Batman & Robin (Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze) Encore
Ghost HD Movies
Sahara Showtime Showcase
6:00 pm, Sun Blade II & Blade Trinity (Wesley Snipes) TNT
6pm & 9pm The Parent Trap (1998) Family Channel
6:30 pm, The Bourne Identity (2002, assassin with amnesia) USA Network
7:00 pm, Sun Thirt13en Ghosts (2001 remake of William Castle horror film) SCIFI
7pm/10pm EST Fuzzy Pink Nightgown (1957, movie star falls for her kidnapper) Turner Classic Movies
7:15 pm, Sun Fog, The (2005) Starz Edge
7:20 pm, Sky High (Kurt Russell as superhero whose son is flunking super-high school) Starz
8:00 pm, Sun Blade: Trinity (2004) TNT
Executive Decision (1996, Kurt Russell vs. terrorist hijackers) Encore
Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks, traveling through history) TBS
Pulse Black Starz
007 in Tomorrow Never Dies Showtime Extreme
Young Guns 2 (Emilio Estevez as Billy the Kid) CMT
8:05 pm, Sun Alien: Resurrection Sigourney Weaver, Alien 4) Action Channel
8:20 pm, Sun Land of the Dead Thrillermax
9:00 pm, Sun Trilogy of Terror II (1996 sequel) SCIFI
My Super Ex-girlfriend (2006, dumped girlfriend has super powers & a grudge) HBO #2
Superman Returns (2006) More Max
9:15/12:15 EST Sid & Nancy (1986, it's a vicious love story) IFC
10:00 pm, Sun Amityville Horror, The (2005) The Movie Channel
Screamers Thrillermax
The Shining (1980, here's Jack Nicholson with an axe!) Cinemax
10:10 pm, Sun Halloween: H20 Mystery Channel
10:15 pm, Sun Scream Encore
10:30 pm, Sun Blade: Trinity TNT
10:35 pm, Sun Silent Hill Starz Edge
10:50 pm, Sun Dawn of the Dead (2004) Starz
11:00 pm, Sun Forrest Gump TBS
11:50 pm, Sun House of Wax (2005) Thrillermax
12:00 am, Mon Dumplings Sundance Channel
12:45/3:45 EST Tomorrow The World (1944, American family takes in strange German boy) Turner Classic Movies
1am/4am EST Cocoon 2: The Return FOX Movie Channel
3:15 am, Mon Needful Things (Stephen King: the Devil's coming to town) Showtime
3:35 am, Mon Alien: Resurrection Action Channel
4:10 am, Mon The Halfway House Showtime Beyond
5:00 am, Mon 007 in Tomorrow Never Dies Showtime Extreme
5:40 am, Mon It! The Terror from Beyond Space Mystery Channel
6:00 am, Mon Dazzle Encore's Love Stories Channel
Saving Private Ryan HBO Zone
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Mon 7-30-07:
7:00 am, Mon Dazzle Movie Plex
7:15 am, Mon The Curse of Frankenstein Thrillermax
8:20 am, Mon Fog, The (2005) Mystery Channel
9:00 am, Mon 007 in Dr. No Spike (TNN)
King Kong (2005) HBO
10:05 am, Mon The Exorcism of Emily Rose Mystery Channel
10:15 am, Mon Dark Water (2002) Showtime # 2
10:20 am, Mon Bats Black Starz
11:15 am, Mon Omen, The (2006) HBO Zone
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier HBO # 2
12:30 pm, Mon Fog, The (2005) American Movie Classics
12:50 pm, Mon Weird Science HBO Comedy
2:30 pm, Mon The Ninth Gate American Movie Classics
3:10 pm, Mon Field of Dreams More Max
4:00 pm, Mon Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Thrillermax
5:30 pm, Mon Batman (1966, Adam West) American Movie Classics
Doctor Dolittle (1967) HBO Family
6:00 pm, Mon The Amityville Horror The Movie Channel
6:10 pm, Mon Red Planet Actionmax
6:20 pm, Mon Bats Black Starz
6:30 pm, Mon The Island HBO # 3
7:00 pm, Mon Back to the Future HBO Family
Child's Play Showtime # 2
7:05 pm, Mon Alien 3 More Max
8:00 pm, Mon The Postman Encore
Scream 2 Showtime Beyond
8:15 pm, Mon Fog, The (2005) Mystery Channel
12:05 am, Tue Weird Science HBO Comedy
12:15 am, Tue Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation Starz
1:00 am, Tue Bats Black Starz
2:45 am, Tue Reeker Showtime Showcase
Urban Legend Showtime
2:50 am, Tue Back to the Future HBO Family
3:00 am, Tue Big Trouble In Little China Actionmax
3:15 am, Tue Saving Private Ryan HBO Zone
3:40 am, Tue Fog, The (2005) Mystery Channel
4:30 am, Tue Unborn But Forgotten Sundance Channel
4:50 am, Tue Dawn of the Dead (2004) Black Starz
5:20 am, Tue Idle Hands Thrillermax
6:00 am, Tue The Covenant Starz
Encino Man Showtime Beyond
The Ghost and Mrs. Muir HBO Comedy
6:10 am, Tue Vampires HBO Zone
6:35 am, Tue Audrey Rose Showtime
Current Monstervision listings
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Joe Bob Briggs most recent interview page 1, page 2
from episodes of "24" to Star Trek, whether they're available on video/DVD or not!
(second season now available) from Amazon.com
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe theatrical trailers swiped from
Joe Bob’s Arab do’s and don’ts - you can join the Delta Force, but don’t show your feet to an Arab!
Joe Bob Briggs bio from 1999 (he blooms anywhere)
There are books by Joe Bob Briggs available on the bio page, but none about Monstervision
This vast website devoted to Monstervision built and maintained by half-vast fans
Best movies ever made by Japanese guys in monster suits...with links to Monstervision's host segments for "Godzilla" and "Godzilla vs Mothra" (Joe Bob just loved the tiny women who sing to Mothra)
Big Trouble In Little China fans, for a free computer game based on your favorite movie, go to the Big Trouble In Little China computer game on the Wingkong.net fan website for free download. And don't worry if you don't get the rules right away, you weren't brought into this world to get it, Mr. Burton.
And here's Kurt Russell's opinion of Osama Bin Ladin.
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Longer version of that music the Phantom plays on a pipe organ
Click here for Christine (the movie review & host segments, not the demon-possessed car from Hell itself) Or visit Boris Karloff, he's lonely
Kolchak, the Night Stalker page
Lock your doors, lock your windows, and click here for the "Halloween" movies
Halloween is 20 years old, happy birthday!
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Episodes of Wierd Science can be seen on Starz channel "Wam" What do you little maniacs want to do first?
The Visitors are coming to the Sci-Fi Channel in a remake of "V" with Robert Englund of Nightmare On Elm Street as a "friendly" alien
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42% of all statistics are fake
More Blonde Jokes:
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around the home, she moved.
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? ...It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ..."Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? ...Because it said "concentrate."
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain.
What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring.
Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.
What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? An air pocket.
What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar.
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? "This Goes In Front."
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh, look!! Donut seeds!
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