The Wicker Man (2006)

Horror has a new name and that name is "wicker"
Once used almost exclusively in the construction of baskets and attractive outdoor furniture, wicker will now and forever after be synonymous with a terror that will chill your blood and torment your mind! (Though admittedly a certain small percentage of people, rather than associating it with terror, will continue to think of their grandma's patio set. There's nothing you can do about these intractable folks but throw your hands in the air and just give up trying to change their minds where wicker is concerned.) Yes, "Wicker Man" dares to depict a nightmarish world in which Nicolas Cage punches a woman in the face so that he can steal her bear costume. And this after having stolen at gunpoint a bike belonging to a woman dressed as a magpie and then going on to knock out Leelee Sobieski by kicking her in the breadbasket. If this doesn't sound scary, may I remind you that there's WICKER!

Neil LaBute has done the impossible by making the most unintentionally funny movie since "The Lake House". With such rich fare it would be unthinkable not to let Kevin Murphy (voice of Tom Servo) in on the fun. And so we did! Kevin and Mike couldn't have had a better time with "The Wicker Man" if he'd been made of rattan!
This RiffTrax was made for the UNRATED version of the 2006 movie. Take that, MPAA!

(click twice to play clip by Mike & friends in space)

Admit it, this movie would have played better as a comedy

Anyway, here's how it works. If you do not already own a copy of this fine film, simply click your choice of DVD or VHS video below:
"Wicker Man" availability on VHS video and on DVD and even books (though I'm not sure it works as well to read a book while listening to the MP3)

Now click the banner below for the RiffTrax website and get Mike's commentary on MP3 (it only costs a couple of bucks). Then play the MP3 on your favorite computer or MP3 player while you enjoy the movie, for running commentary by Mike plus the voices of Tom and Crow T. Robot. To put Mike's voice directly on the movie DVD and sell it all together would have meant buying rights to the movie and who has that kind of money? Especially after Crow lost all the money from the guys' MST3000 years to some fellow in Nigeria who promised to wire millions of dollars to Mike as soon as he got the bank account number...

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The Wicker Man is not a basket case, but you can click here for Joe Bob Briggs review of Basket Case,
though I think he prefers Basket Case 3

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