So you're going to Hell...
The Seven Deadly Sins
Please go to Limbo,
Hell's waiting room.
We'll be right with you as soon as Hell officially
Pick what dirty little sin category you've been most guilty of today!
If you're not sure, e-mail me, and I'll condemn you where you belong.
Then send yourself off to the proper circle:
Circle 1: Haven't made any decisions lately? Why start now?
Go to Limbo.
Circle 2: Lustful, me so horny
Circle 3: Gluttony, me so hungry
Circle 4: Greedy/Tightwad
Circle 5: Anger, hostility towards the opposition
Circle 6: Pride. Damn someone else, I rule.
Circle 7: Oink oink piggy. Need a bulldozer to clean your room?
Circle 8: I want what he's got (envy, not lust you sickos)
Circle 9: I'd trust you as far as I can throw you, traitor!
"Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly. They go to a Lake of Fire and fry."—Meat Puppets, redone by Nirvana
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