So maybe you could stand to lose a few dozen pounds. I'm not fat,
I'm big boned! It makes me look kind of like Buddha, and look how
many exotic chicks he has worshipping him!
Besides, there is just nothing better than the taste of a Crisco, bacon, and
butter sandwich with a pint of creamy Haagen Daaz on the side. Diet?
While your friends probably think it's really cool that you can eat
the whole pizza without slicing it, keep in mind the health risks
of eating more than you should. Eating greasy foods like take out
and pizza is hard on your body. A slice every day could put you away.