Indecision isn't usually considered a sin. But for your case we can make an
exception. If you never make up your mind, you end up in limbo.
Unfortunately, you can't take your magazines with you when you die.
This is one boring waiting room... Maybe you can get the other
indesisive people around here to join you in a race. But which
direction should you run? Straight? Left? Right? Why choose! Just
run around in a circle, and see who will get to the end first! That
should provide eternities of fun! Hopefully. After all, you're here
for the rest of your afterlife.