Get a grip on your raging hormones!
What's a hot babe like yourself doing surfing all over my inter-net? Ooh, I like it when you get personal. Looking for something exciting to do? Come back to my place.
Hell will feel like Alaska compared to the heat you'll feel in my bedroom. Rrrrowr!
Links geared for your hot-blooded temperment:
Adult men like dolls, too
Cheap and easy version (like your mom)
The Internet is for porn
What the Hell... I don't belong here!
I'd rather go to heaven, thank you.
The corresponding circle in Dante's hell