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He has been reported creeping around under full moon with
fangs sticking out of his drooling mouth. This monstrocity of a webmaster has been
observed lustfully frying red things in his old cast-iron pan. What does it matter that,
upon examination, his fangs turned out to be made of Eldorado multi-grain bread*, and red
things in his pan - nothing bloodier that beetroot patties**! Let us not be fooled by
facts and formalities! Let us look into the core of things! He is not ours in spirit, and
we will not tolerate his vile depravity within our ranks! Comrades! We won, and the defeated agent of evil ran into the darkness of the Bolotnaya Ploshad ("Swamp Square") park in an island formed between the main river and the canal, a former site of beheadings, hangings, and impailings.***
The sequel
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Red things smellig suspiciously good are frying in his dark sinister pan.
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And this site is once again is looking for a webmaster. Someone dedicated to the cause of promoting non-exploitation of animals, with a profound knowledge and interest in Russia, and able to write in English. If you think you are up to the task, please write to info@vegrussia.org or call (095) 959-3865 or 243-9090 to discuss the details.
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*At the moment of writing this (February 2002) Eldorado brand breads appear to be best from among what you can find in Moscow stores. Practically all central stores will carry it.
**Beetroot patties have been tested and approved by own own kitchen. They are made by Soya 21st Century Company of the town of Odintsovo a few miles west of Moscow, and sell in the Soya Center in Izmailovo
