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Cheese Bathroom Tissue (TM)
$2.99 for a pkg. of 6
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Guaranteed to be much softer than conventional bathroom tissue! Cheese Bathroom Tissue is the softest you can buy on the market today...and it won't clog up your drain...much! Cheese Bathroom Tissue (TM) is also made from 100% real cheese and so you will be helping to preserve the world's trees!
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Air Cheese (TM) Basketball Shoes
$49.99
Various men's and women's sizes available.
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For people who take the game seriously, there isn't any athletic shoe more serious than the Air Cheese (TM) Basketball Shoes! Buy them today and experience the difference that athletic shoes made entirely out of cheese can bring to your game!
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Cheese Pants (TM)
$34.99
Various men's, women's, and child sizes available.
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Comfortable well-fitting pants. These pants forgo the standard conventions of American-manufactured pants and thus are made from 100% real cheese! Feel the comfort of pants made from real cheese...today!
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Cheese Plus! (TM) Shampoo and Conditioner In One
$4.99
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For gorgeous, shining hair that will cause you to inexplicably become more appealing to people of the opposite gender, your best option is Cheese Plus! (TM) Shampoo and Conditioner In One! It's made from real cheese, and the cheese nutrients are what make this shampoo/conditioner combination all the more special! It nourishes your hair and provides a beautiful cheese-like shine!
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The Original Cheeseclock! (TM)
$14.99
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The item that made Cheese Industries a household name...in almost five households...is back! Take advantage of this special once-in-a-lifetime offer and behold the magnificence of the most accurate clock ever to be made entirely out of cheese...now at a special low price!!
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The Cheezie McCheese (TM) Plush Toy
$12.99
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Not available in stores! This is the one and only Cheezie McCheese (TM) plush toy...made from real cheese! For five years, Cheezie McCheese has been a hallmark of delightful family fun...and now, the fun is available for you and your children to enjoy. This is a toy your children will cherish for years to come...until they tear its head off and set it on fire just because they're bored and have nothing better to do!
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The Cheese Industries REAL Swiss Army Knife! (TM)
$13.99
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We've all seen the Swiss army knife...the wonderful all-purpose multitool originally developed in Switzerland...but Cheese Industries has improved on the classic concept by presenting a Swiss army knife made of real Swiss cheese!! You'll be amazed, astounded, and possibly even dazzled when you see the array of tools available on this item...and also the fact that it's made of Swiss cheese!
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