About Us:

Cheese Industries was formed in 1997 by its current sole proprietor, Charles Stinkpants. Mr. Stinkpants had already had an unsuccessful business venture when he started Stinkpants Auto Repair, but while closing down his auto repair shop and eating some cheese, he began to speculate on what it would be like if he formed a company made entirely out of cheese.

Mr. Stinkpants formed Cheese Industries one day soon thereafter, while slightly intoxicated, with some funding by various criminal organizations.

Cheese Industries currently operates from a small building somewhere in northwest Georgia, in a dark alley with a twisted signpost. It markets a variety of products to suit a variety of needs. These products include, but are not limited to the following: hygenic products, clothing and accessories, toys, furniture, and decorative items.

In 2002, Cheese Industries sought the assistance of a skilled and highly respected web developer to help them to expand their business onto the WorldWide Web. When he declined, Mr. Stinkpants went out and kidnapped a deranged madman and forced him to create this website instead.