My Conan O'Brian Page

Conan O'Brian-The host of the show. He is Irish and has very pale skin and red hair. He is portrayed on the show as an egotistical, geeky nerd. He is also portrayed as a loser who has a tough time with women.

Andy Richter-Conan's quick-witted sidekick. He is portrayed as a lazy, alcoholic party animal. He is o longer on the show, but you can still see him in reruns

Max Weinberg-Drummer and leader of Conan's band: The Max Weinberg Seven. He was the drummer for Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band. He is portrayed as a total sex maniac, and has ''rumored'' to have slept with sheep, a male Chinese Communist, and Bruce Springsteen. He is shown above holding the sign that says ''Conan told me he hates you.''

Sub-Characters:

Pimpbot 5000-''Half 1950's space robot, half 1970's street pimp.'' Was once shown using a ''Pimpray'' on the audience, which turns people into pimps.

Al Roker-Not a character, but a guest who frequently visits. Weatherman for the Today show. Once claimed to attend ''Our Lady Of Perpetual Motion'' school as a child.

Joel Goddard-Announcer of ''The Late Night With Conan O'Brian News Break.''

The Man with BulletProof Legs-A man who is a little too proud of his bulletproof legs and his two monkey hearts.

The Man with Suicidal Feet-Was once shown sitting by a window ledge. Suddenly, his right foot jumps on the windowsill and despite his pleadings throws itself out. He than starts pleading to his left foot''I need you lefty, you're all i got left''. A noose appears around his left foot and it hangs itself.

Pimpbot 5000 protecting Conan(his ''bitch''), from Andy