Mmmm,

Mmmm... mmmm... Good !

( Have a laugh on me )
Background Sound: "Laugh Out Loud"

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As ham sandwiches go, it was near-perfection !

A thick slab of ham,
a fresh whole wheat bun, crisp lettuce,
and plenty of expensive, light-
brown, gourmet mustard.

Salivating...
the corners of my jaw aching in anticipation,
I carried the sandwich to the picnic table in our backyard;
then, picked it up with both hands
before being interrupted by my wife who was suddenly at my side.

"Hold Johnny
(our six-month-old son )
while I get my sandwich," she said.

I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder
and was reaching again for the ham sandwich
when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers.

I love mustard.
I had no napkin.

(You see it coming, dont you ?)

.... I licked it off.....

!!!! It was not mustard !!!!

No man ever put a baby down faster !

It was the first and only time
I have sprinted with my tongue hanging out!

With a washcloth,
I quickly did a "shoeshine dance" on my tongue.

Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so hard ),
my wife said:

"Now you know why they call that mustard.....

'Poupon' !"

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Baby says, "Gotcha...!!!! "

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Isn't that disgusting.....?

Hope you don't have a weak stomach !

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