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Because I am currently attending Texas A&M, this page is here to prove that some of the best medicine for the soul is to truly laugh at onself. However, to offset the anguish that I may experience by this endeavor, I must further refer you to the jokes about texas university.

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Houston Evacuation Plan The Aggie Virus

 

  In case of hurricane in Houston, TX, follow the Houston Evacuation Plan:

Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio

Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette

Yankees use I-45 North to Oklahoma

Rednecks use 59 North to East Texas

Longhorns use 290 West to Austin

Aggies use 610 Loop!
 

  The Aggie Virus

You have just received the "Aggie Virus." Since we don't have any programming experience, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files from your hard drive and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.

Thanks for your cooperation,
Texas A & M Computer Engineering Dept