Disclaimer: The following scenerios are completley fictious. Please remember that these are for entertainment purposes only. I don’t mean any harm towards the Kids in the Hall members. I will be more than happy to remove these fan writings from my site immediatley if any offence is taken. Copyright 2000 Kristen Jacobus

Kevin McDonald
What he loves=cherry pie
What would kill him=fish sticks

Sweet Cherry Pie

Starring: Kevin and me

Kevin: I think I smell cherry pie!
Kevin: Yes, yes, I do.
Kevin: So where is it? Why can’t I see it? I can smell it but I can’t see it! The cruelty!
Me: Settle down, Kevin. It’s right here (pulling it from behind my back)
Kevin: Oh, sweet cherry pie. (puts face right in it) (mumbling) Oh, by the way, that was EVIL!

A Day At The Beach

Setting: Kevin is sitting on a dock, with his feet dangling in the water. The rest of the Kids are swimming in the water in front of him

Kevin: Hey, you guys are really good. When was it you were going to try out for the woman’s synchronized swimming team?
Dave: Ha,ha. Very funny. Isn’t he funny guys. Even in death, he’s still cracking jokes. It’s getting a little sickening you know. (goes under the water)
Kevin: What? Did you say dead? No, I’m not dead, really I’m not. Look, I’ve got skin, I’ve got bones. Mark, swim over here and pinch me.
Mark: (tries to pinch Kevin in the arm, but hand goes through his skin)
Kevin: Oh My God! I’m dead. What will I tell my mother?
Scott: You can tell her that I loved those cookies she baked. Delicious!
Mark: Hey man, show some compassion. The guy just died from eating some bad fish sticks.
Kevin: Fish sticks? I don’t even like fish sticks. Oh well, better go make friends with God.
Mark: Or Satan

The End

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