"Hecubus! You broke my crow! I won that at a high school dance. You're fired!" -Simon Milligan

"Are you thirsty under there Perkins? Well, you can't have any!" ~mad with power guy

"Look at that chord structure. There's sadness in that chord structure." ~guy talking about the bass player

"You touched me...You just got your fat cells all over me!...I have to leave. I can't be in public bloated like this. Watch out. Cow coming through. Cow coming through." ~Merium

"I'd like to thank my guest Fresca Firehouse."
"These are just plain glass, but I'm getting used to them while I'm young." ~Darcy Pennel

"You have lovers on your path? On my path, I have tv dinners and watch Full House." ~Kirk