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An eclectic collection of oddities, humorous anecdotes, weird photos,
funny headlines, cartoons, puzzles, inspirational items, jokes, and more...
gathered here as a reference repository for
speakers, lecturers, teachers, students, writers,
or Web travellers just looking for diversion and a bit of levity.

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Brandon Photo Archive I ~ Colour Postcards: Across Assiniboine ~ Experimental Farm ~ Railway Tracks ~ Brandon College & Lorne Ave. ~ Rosser Avenue Scenes ~ General Hospital ~ Provincial Asylum ~ Prince Edward Hotel and CNR Station ~ City Hall ~ Lorne Avenue ~ CPR Station ~ Methodist Church (two views) ~ Bridge Over Assiniboine River ~ YMCA, Methodist and Presbyterian Churches
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/brandon1.html

Brandon Photo Archive II ~ Colour Postcards: Early Panorama Photo ~ Rosser Avenue looking east (with full screen enlargement) ~ City of Brandon Ad in 1912 Cosmopolitan Magazine (with full screen enlargement) ~ Looking South on 10th St. to CPR Depot ~ Rosser Avenue looking east (later view) ~ Indian School ~ Interprovincial Fair Pin from 1909 ~ Hotel Cecil Buffet 1910 ~ CPR Depot and Yards 1920s ~  Residential Area Looking West ~ Baptist Church ~ West End Park ~ Stanley Park (later view of West End Park area) ~ Earl Oxford School ~ Central School ~ Kiwanis Pool ~ Barney's Drive Inn ~ At Play on the Assiniboine River Ice ~ "The Canadian" Train at Brandon
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/brandon2.html

ZINE 01
Windows Wait & Prof Mouse Toons ~ Things to Live By ~ 3 Proofs of Jesus ~ Trivia Quiz ~ Vocal Puzzles ~ 3 hands Toon ~ Famous Last Quotes ~ Auto Acronyms ~ Skool Bus Toon ~ Puppy Help Toon ~ Teachers Mainely Happy With Tech
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine01.html

ZINE 02
Error Messages ~ RESEARCH ~ Future Archaeology Toon ~ Amazing Anagrams ~ Mouse & Webhits Toons ~ Canadian vs American ~ Gates Bash ~ Spelling Checker ~ MTV Prof ~ Computer Problems ~ Bad Computer Signs
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine02.html

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Zine362a Edition
Meet The Profs ~ 50 Computer Lab Scares ~ Gates Borg Toon ~ Mouse Missing Toon ~ Technologically Challenged ~ Homer's Brain Scan ~ Computer Problem Report Form ~ Annoying in News Groups ~ Internetaholics Anonymous ~  Perfect Computer ~ Build a Web page in 25 Steps ~ Net Nun Toon
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine362a.html

Zine 362b Edition
ALL COMPUTER TECH ISSUE: Understanding computer technology cartoon ~ You know it's time to reassess your relationship with your computer when...  ~ Top 10 reasons computers must be male ~ Top 10 ways the internet could get worse ~ PC message glossary ~ Cleaning the Internet ~ Signs Your Co-Worker is a Computer Hacker ~ Spam I Am ~ The Online Addiction Poem ~ You've Got The Wrong ISP When... ~ Error Messages For Windows 2000 ~ Netscape Song ~ The Lonely Husband ~ Housecleaning Tips For Internet Junkies ~ Things You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support ~ Form Letter For Flames ~ Computer Terms ~ Computer Resolutions You Won't Keep This Year ~ Computer Proverbs ~ You Might Be A Computer Geek If... ~ Rooted Pic
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine362b.html

ZINE 03
Solution to Canada's Military Budget Problems pic ~ Web Scams & Hoaxes ~ Letter from an 80s Child ~ Teaching Ain't Such a Bad Job pics ~ Great Thinkers of Our Time ~ Tribal Wisdom ~ E-Mail Hoax Alert ~ Environmental Hazards ~ George Carlin's Views On Aging ~ How To Stay Young
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine03.html

ZINE 04
College Test Answers ~ Day Off Work Excuses ~ Job Interviews ~ 50 Fun Things for Professors To Do In Class ~ 21 Ways to Annoy People ~ Good Wives Guide (from the 50s/60s) ~ Worst Analogies Ever Written
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine04.html

ZINE 05
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine05.html
Employee Performance Reports from the Royal Navy ~ Boss Asked for a Letter ~ Lessons from the Movies ~ Problems with the English ~ Tips on How To Get By In Life ~ Darwin Awards ~ Darwin Awards Wanna-Be's

ZINE 06
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine06.html
Excuse Notes from Students ~ Missed Exam ~ Tech Support Problems ~ Amusing Quotes ~ Words Say It All ~ Final Exam Problems ~ Memorable Opening Lines ~ Actual Newspaper Headlines ~ Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road

ZINE 07
World's Easiest Quiz ~ A Kid's View ~ A Century Ago ~ Job Application ~ Too Busy For A Friend ~ You know you are living in the year 2003 when. . . ~ Funny Pics
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine07.html

ZINE 08: Illusions II Edition
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine08.html

ZINE 09: Illusions III Edition
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine09.html

ZINE 10
Who said that History was boring? ~ How Do These People Survive? ~ SAT Tests ~ How Did We Survive? ~ Rain ~ Space Shuttle Columbia Tribute ~ Funny Pics
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine10.html

ZINE 11
101 Ways to Win Friends and Influence People on the Net ~ Radio Shack Q & A ~ Tao of Programming ~ The Day the Lilies Bloomed ~ Funny Pics
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine11.html

ZINE 12
Chicken Soup For School Issue
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine12.html

ZINE 13
DESERT ISSUE: Sand Sculpture pics ~ The Atoms That I Breathe Today ~ Iraq TV Guide ~ A letter to the London Observer from Python's Terry Jones ~ Funny Pics
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine13.html

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Zine 14
The US at War: General Hawley's politically incorrect message... Two Versions ~ One Side: 12 arguments against war rebutted ~ US French bashing ~ Ditching for Sadaam (numbers of protesting students) ~ 10 objections to going to war ~ Security Council's Rotten Show A Hans-Down Loser ~ Advice about peace and war from an Israeli ~ If we lose the war pics ~ Iraqui Military ~ U.S. Cemetery in Normandy
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine14.html

Zine 15
The US at War?: The Other View: A Warmonger Explains War to a Peacenik ~ Website Resources for Coping in Times of Crisis ~ In Defence of the French ~ Why did the chicken cross the road?
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine15.html

Zine 16
Nutrition and Health ~ Chinese Good Luck Tantra Totem ~ Paul Harvey's Words of Wisdom for our Children ~ Why Women are Cranky ~ The Meaning of Being Poor ~ If I Knew poem ~ Garrison Keillor's Young Lutheran's Guide to the Orchestra
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine16.html

Zine 17
Chinese Symbols for Courage, Strength, Grace, Beauty, Happiness, Double Happiness ~ Too Many Dirt Roads Have Been Paved by Paul Harvey ~ One-Liners for the Road ~ Wal-Mart Wine ~ Personality Test ~ Responses to a Half Glass of Milk ~ How to Bathe a Cat ~ Court Tidbits ~ Terrorist pic ~ Cell Phones Don't Kill - People Do
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine17.html

Zine 18
 Spam ~ Funny Microsoft Message Screens ~ Elite Athlete (description of the US attack on Saddam and his generals) ~ Most important part of the body  ~ Marquis of Queensberry Rules ~Replacement of Mouse Balls ~ How to Call the Police ~ All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From A Cow ~ The World Health Organization Is on First
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine18.html

Zine 19
WORDS OF TRUTH & INSPIRATION  by Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf ~ Iraqi Minister of Information ~ (Currently on Administrative Leave)
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine19.html

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FIRST NATIONS EDITIONS

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Zine 20
First Nations I: Words of Wisdom ~ Sitting Bull über alles ~ Memoir 1: Wild Food, Childcare, Canoes and Guns ~
Art Gallery ~ Memoir 2: Logs, Leather, Straw Mats and Duvets ~ Missinippi Traditional Rules to Live By
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine20.html

Zine 21
First Nations II: Words of Wisdom ~ Memoirs from Westfall/Castel Cree Dictionary: Muskrats, Cold Weather, Canoe Journeys and a Church Bell ~ The Mimikwisiwak and the Little People of Granville Lake and Burntwood Lake ~ Art Gallery Cartoon ~ Reference Links
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine21.html

Zine 22
First Nations III: Native American Words of Wisdom ~ Westfall/Castel Memoir 4: Hard Times and a Wihtiko ~ Art Gallery ~ Westfall/Castel Memoir 6: Living off the Land: Visions of the Future ~ Massacre by Bill Hillman ~ Links
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine22.html

Zine 23
First Nations IV: Words Of Inspiration ~ Art Gallery: Salon I ~ Westfall/CastelMemoir 7: My Grandmother’s Livelihood ~ Art Gallery: Salon II ~ Westfall/CastelMemoir 8: Little Spirit Island ~ Reference Links
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine23.html

Zine 24
First Nations V: Words of Wisdom ~ Westfall/CastelMemoir 9: Memories of My Childhood ~ Portrait Gallery ~ Photo Interpretation Ideas ~ Westfall/CastelMemoir 10: How the White Man Took Care of a Wihtiko ~ Westfall/CastelMemoir 11: The Old Man Who Killed Two Wihtikos and The Flin Flon Wihtiko’s Footprints ~ Reference Links
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine24.html

Zine 25
First Nations VI: Native American Words of Wisdom ~ Medicine ~ Circle ~ Art Gallery ~ Raymond Castel Pukatawagan Art ~ Woman Who Fell from the Sky ~ Reference Links
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine25.html

Zine 26
First Nations: Photo Archive from Pukatawagan
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine26.html

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Zine 30
Blog Issue: Weblogs in Education ~ Edulogs ~ Bloggers ~ Blog from the top of the world ~ Students get iPods as study aids ~
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine30.html

Zine 31
Things My Mother Taught Me ~ This is HORRIBLE ~ KIDS I ~ KIDS II: Things to Think About ~ Would Education Help? ~
Sesame Street Personality Test ~ The Importance of Punctuation ~  Scrabble ~ For Aging Music Lovers ~ History Test Answers
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine31.html

Zine 32: All final exam answers ~ 15 Things You Should Have Learned By Now ~ Mothers Never Change ~ Makes You Feel Good
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine32.html

Zine 33: All Spam Issue: Poem:Spam Am I ~ Experts target junk e-mail ~ Where spam comes from ~ Mid-week suffers spam overload ~ Junk e-mail 'stresses workers' ~ Children upset by spam e-mail ~ Links
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine33.html

Zine 34: Top Ten English Errors ~ Are You Drinking Enough Water ~ How to Give a Pill to a Cat ~ Funny Classifieds ~
Treat Your Spouse With Consideration ~ How to Sing the Blues ~ US Backlash Over Iraq
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine34.html

Zine 35: Brandon Photo Archive ~ Colour Postcards: Across Assiniboine ~ Experimental Farm ~ Railway Tracks ~ Brandon College & Lorne Ave. ~ Rosser Avenue Scenes ~ General Hospital ~ Provincial Asylum ~ Prince Edward Hotel and CNR Station ~ City Hall ~ Lorne Avenue ~ Church
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine35.html

Zine 36: How To Survive A Heart Attack ~ We were the lucky ones ~ Why Men Are Just Happier People! ~ 46 Things Women Can't Do ~ Roger Ebert's List of Almost 100 Great Movies ~ Good Ways to Avoid Getting a Traffic Ticket ~ Trivia
June Carter Cash ~ New Words ~ A Parable of Political Correctness ~ How To Get Rid Of Telemarketers ~ Video games 'good for you'  ~ Tips For A Great Job Interview
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine36.html

Zine 37: How To Get Rid Of Telemarketers ~ Things To Try At Wal-Mart When You Are Bored!  ~ How To Stay Young ~ Martha Stewart Tips for Rednecks ~ 15 Pieces of Advice ~ Top 100 US Screen Romances ~ The Top 100 Heroes & Villains
Comedy's Top 100 Films
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine37.html

Zine 38: New Words For 2003 ~ This Year's Darwin Awards ~ Signs For Deep Thought ~ Mind Teasers of Common Knowledge ~ Definition of Barbecuing ~ Radio Conversation ~ Things I've Learned from My Children ~ Haiku Sony
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine38.html

Zine 39: E-mail shrinks the world ~ Funniest T-Shirts of 2003 Pt. I  ~ Learn a new word each day  ~ Elvis producer Phillips dies ~ Sun label founder Phillips dies at 80 ~ Trivia: Five Items ~ Looking Back At 8th Grade: 1895 ~ For a more balanced perspective on 1895 Education ~ 100 All-Time Movie Top Movies
 https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine39.html

Zine 40: Life Before the Computer ~ Computer Mice Make New Moves ~ Natural Wonders of the World ~ Funniest T-Shirts of 2003 Pt. 2 ~ Bob Hope 1903-2003 Thanks for the Memories Bob ~ Uday & Qusay ~ Trivia
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine40.html

Zine 41: Noah's Ark ~ How Specifications Live Forever ~ The Age Test ~ How is your Aging Intelligence ~ Southern Grown and Bred ~ Great Taglines ~ 1923 History Lesson ~ Idiots in Service ~ Word for the Day ~ As Smart As You Are ~ Forbes' List of Top Earning Dead Celebrities: Dead Elvis Second to None ~ Jewish Humour ~ Butter vs. Margerine ~ New Exercise Routine for Office Personnel
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine41.html

Zine 42: Gross Out Issue ~ If you are easily offended by words and photos done in bad taste, Stay Away from this one.
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine42.html

Zine 43: The Cab Ride ~ What is a Grandmother ~ The Year of 1903 ~ Zero Gravity Trivia ~ Who's On First for the Twenty-First Century ~ Words of the Young and the Wise & Children's Logic ~ Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker ~ Hollywood: The Real Heroes ~ American Thanksgiving Cards ~ The Cost of Kids ~ Thought for the Day
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine43.html

Zine 44: Brandon Photo Archives II ~ Colour Images of Brandon from the 20th Century
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/brandon2.html

Zine 45: FOR ALL YOU LEXOPHILES - Lovers of Words ~ Puns ~ Images of Canada: Billboards & Pics ~ Incredible Things Happen in America ~ Top Ten Questions Asked by Saddam Hussein When He Was Captured ~ Political Quotes ~ Star Trek Christmas Carols ~ Word Scrabble
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/zine45.html

Zine 46:

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ECLECTICA EDITIONS

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TRIVIA EDITION I
Many "Did You Know" factoids ~ Quotations ~ Things you didn't know one-liners ~ Interesting Links
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/trivia1.html

TRIVIA EDITION 2
Gates vs GM Computer analogies ~ Coke Urban Legends ~ Math Through the Ages ~ Value of Time poem ~ How Old Is This Grandma?
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/trivia2.html

TRIVIA EDITION 3: TRI-VIA
50 Trivia triplets for a multi-media e-mail assignment
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/trivia3.html

TRIVIA EDITION 4
Fun links ~ 63 Things You Didn't Know ~ Bush Oil Note ~ WTC Urban Legend pic ~ Dilbertisms ~ Work vs Prison ~ Canada Job Layoffs ~ Computer Use poem ~ Two Cows through different eyes ~ One-Liners
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/trivia4.html

TRIVIA EDITION 5
Mexi-Canadian Overpass ~ Living in the '00s ~ Canadian Pride ~ Bagpipe cart ~ Troublesome English ~ Gender
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/trivia5.html

TRIVIA EDITION 6
Boy and a Beast and ERB ~ Hu's On First ~ Bush lens cap pic ~ 11 Steps to Speaking Success ~ Links
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/trivia6.html

TRIVIA EDITION 7
Gulf Wars poster ~ Comments from a 21st Century teacher applicant ~ World's funniest jokes ~ Tech Cartoons
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/trivia7.html

TRIVIA EDITION 8
Funny pics ~ What does a teacher make? ~ How government works ~ Cartoons ~ Out for dinner mathematics ~ Telephone solicitors and junk mail ~ Link to Letterman's Top Ten
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/trivia8.html

TRIVIA EDITION 9
Bigfoot: A Hoax ~ Math is the Key ~ IQ Test: 15 marks ~ Excerpts from employee performance evaluations ~ Funny Pics
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/trivia9.html

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FUNNY NEWSPAPER HEADLINES 1
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/newsfun1.html

FUNNY NEWSPAPER HEADLINES 2
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/newsfun2.html

PROVERBS I
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/proverbs.html

PROVERBS II
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/proverb2.html

PROVERBS III
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/proverb3.html

PROVERBS IV
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/proverb4.html

PROVERBS V
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/proverb5.html

LETTERMAN'S 10 TOP TENS FOR TEACHERS
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/topten1.html

BU CAMPUS WEBHUNT with PHOTOS
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/buhunt1.html
BU Campus Webhunt (Photo Section)

Hillman Scrapbook: Brandon College in the Early '60s
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/buarch01.html

E-portfolios taking off as way to show skills Brandon Sun Tech Column ~ October 15, 2002
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/suneport.html

WORD ODDITIES AND TRIVIA 1
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/wordodd1.html

WORD ODDITIES  2
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/wordodd2.html

SHARKEYS CARD TRICK
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/cards.html
Weird Images
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/piclib01.html

ILLUSIONS
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/illusion.html

"MY DOG" CONTEST
Photos: Dogs & Masters ~ Canines & Pets Quotations
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/dogs.html

STARS SANS MAKEUP
Before and After photos ~ Real names of celebrities
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/stars.html

MYSTERIES I
Ancient Egyptian Aircraft? ~ Optical Illusions ~ A quick test of intelligence ~ Mind Reader ~ The Lincoln / Kennedy Coincidence ~ 9/11 Face?
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/mystery1.html

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LABYRINTH OF PEACE
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/webzine/peace.html

AS YOU WERE. . .  Remembrance Day 2002 Issue
 https://www.angelfire.com/trek/rcaf/ammq0211.html

Norman Rockwell Christmas Mosaic ~ Hillman Xmas Special 2002
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/hillmans4/xmasnr01.html

Coca-Cola Santa Christmas ~ Hillman Xmas Special 2001
https://www.angelfire.com/trek/hillmans/xmascoke.html

101 Sounds of Xmas: Album Cover Montage ~From the Hillman Xmas Greetings: 2003
 https://www.angelfire.com/trek/hillmans4/xmas0301.html

Web Wars 2001:Cartoons Osama 101  Osama 201
 http://www.geocities.com/hillmans28/osama101.html
 http://www.geocities.com/hillmans28/osama201.html

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