Entry 36
Topic: Songs and Quotes
Well it has been awhile since I have had no announced purpose to blog, so here it is.

UPDATE: I have found Teacher Quotes Edition II. They are on my dad's computer, which does not have email or a disk drive so you will have to wait on those. Sorry.

UPDATE: I have the Communist Monopoly Pin. I will post that tomorrow, after scanning in on my girlfriend's scanner.

So now, I owe you a Tribute (and review) to the JAWS serires and a review of the Missing in Action series.

Now for the fun...!

We all know the song "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi, so, I decided to write a remix. It's a Wisconsonite version. Here is the part that I replaced...

Livin' on a Prayer
She says we’ve got to hold on to what we’ve got
’cause it doesn’t make a difference
If we make it or not
We’ve got each other and that’s a lot
For love
We’ll give it a shot

Whooah
We’re half way there
Whooah
Livin’ on a prayer

Take my hand and we’ll make it - I swear
Livin’ on a prayer

-Jon Bon Jovi

Here is my remake...

Hand me a Beer
We gotta hold on to the beer we got
It'd be really cool if it was a - lot
Of Beer
Now gimme some shots!

Whooah
We're almost 'der
woo-hoo!
Gimme a beer!

Take my keys
And don't let me steer
Woo-hoo!
Gimme a beer!

Gim' me a beer!

By: Joe Bon Jonvi

That is mine. Oh yes.

So on Saturday, we went to Devil's Lake for the day. This is what we did.

(1) Attempted bike ride (turned back because trail was too hard for my younger bothers)
(2) Swimming (Patrick got out because he was cold)
(3) Snorkling (Patrick excluded; Dad got out because of water in his ears; Guthrie and I saw some bluegills watching over their nests)
(4) Attempted hike across the bluffs (Guthrie quit after 15 minutes, Dad stayed with Guthrie, rain eventually turned me and Patrick back)
(5) Hiked back in thunderstorm
(6) Debated what to do next
(7) Saw second storm coming. Packed up to leave.
(8) Took pictures of a great redneck pick-up truck (pictures to come!)
(9) Got in the car seconds before storm started
(10) Arrived home at 5 pm (six hours earlier then planned)

Great trip, huh?
Well, I did get some great pictures and I invented a new phrase...

When describing how something startled you, say it this way...

"Well, that scared the demons right out of my shorts!"

...heh heh heh. If you crack your voice on the word "shorts", it sounds gr-r-reat!

See the funny thing is that there is probably some redneck in Texas or Kentucky or Louisiana that actually says that.

Well, off to see if Longmire rose from the grave again...

Bye!

Shout out's:
Family
Bon Jovi
Longmire

Just Stupid:
Ruined vacations
Rednecks

-Mr. Joseph