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Correct
Definitions
ABSENT MINDED PERSON -- One who stands in front of the mirror for
hours trying to remember where he has seen the person before.
LECTURE -- An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either."
OPPORTUNISTS -- One who starts having a bath when he/she
accidentally falls in a river.
CONFERENCE -- The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.
COMPROMISE -- The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
LOVE AFFAIRS -- Something like cricket where one-day
internationals are more popular than a five day test.
TEARS -- The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is
defeated by feminine waterpower.
DICTIONARY -- A place where divorce comes before marriage.
CIGARETTE -- A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one
end & a fool on the other.
CONFERENCE ROOM -- A place where everybody talks, nobody
listens & everybody disagrees later on.
BLONDE
JOKE
A Blond suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and
buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough,
she
opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blond is angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun but
as she does so, she is over come with grief. She takes the gun and
points to her head.
The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it."
The blond replies "Shut up, you're next."
Jesus Is Watching You
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is
watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back
on and begin searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his
light around frantically looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a
parrot. "Did you say that? He hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot
confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed.
"What kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"
The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that would
name a Rotweiller 'Jesus'..."
You are
lsitening to the song "BUTSE KIK"
Performed by Yoyoy Villame
Pong chuwala (pong chuwalai)
Chi chi ri kong koila
Butse kik (butse kik) ek-ek-ek (ek-ek-ek)
Bo bochichang (bo-bochichang)
Chi chiri kong tong nang
Butse kik (butse kik) ek-ek-ek (ek-ek-ek)
Chiri wong tong choi, toro kong tong loy
Chidang bo bochichang chiri kong nong nang
Chiring cho ro yak kang kong o-ohup butse kik ek-ek-ek
Pong chuwala (pong chuwalai)
Chi chi ri kong koila
Butse kik (butse kik) ek-ek-ek (ek-ek-ek)
Bo bochichang (bo-bochichang)
Chi chiri kong tong nang
Butse kik (butse kik) ek-ek-ek (ek-ek-ek)
Chiri wong tong choi, toro kong tong loy
Chidang bo bochichang chiri kong nong nang
Chiring cho ro yak kang kong o-ohup butse kik ek-ek-ek
Choro ro pong pong yok
Choro ro pong pang plu
Chidang bo bochichang chidi kong kong plok
Di bai botchok, chidi di plok
Chidi dokok wok, chodo dokok ngok ngok
Pong chuwala (pong chuwalai)
Butse kik (butse kik) ek-ek-ek (ek-ek-ek)
Bo bochichang (bo-bochichang)
Chi chiri kong tong nang
Butse kik (butse kik) ek-ek-ek (ek-ek-ek)
Chiri wong tong choi, toro kong tong loy
Chidang bo bochichang chiri kong nong nang
Chiring cho ro yak kang kong o-ohup butse kik ek-ek-ek
Choro ro pong pong yok
Choro ro pong pang plu
Chidang bo bochichang chidi kong kong plok
Di bai botchok, chidi di plok
Chidi dokok wok, chodo dokok ngok ngok
Pong chuwala (pong chuwalai)
Chi chi ri kong koila
Butse kik (butse kik) ek-ek-ek (ek-ek-ek)
Bo bochichang (bo-bochichang)
Chi chiri kong tong nang
Butse kik (butse kik) ek-ek-ek (ek-ek-ek)
Chiri wong tong choi, toro kong tong loy
Chidang bo bochichang chiri kong nong nang
Chiring cho ro yak kang kong o-ohup butse kik ek-ek-ek
Yeah, yeah butse kik
Ye bah, ye bah, ye bah butse kik
Choro yoto mo toi butse kik
Ek Ek Ek
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