The characters; read them, know them, memorize all the facts about them, and don't copy them or the dementors will get you. No seriously, it's very important that you read about all of these guys. These profiles have all the super-general stuff, for people who happen to be bumbling idiots, or even better, people who are genuinely interested in our dear yummy characters.

proffessors: Kieran Orenda Darcie; Asadah Leah Bastet

the staff: Nathan Corey Sweeny

the students: Aurelia Cailan; Clair Autruche ; Salem Phoenix Delphi ; Chloe D'Auxesia