Women Retaliating Against Tacoma-Holics  

Frequently asked questions by "tacoma-holic" wives:

Q.  How much longer are you going to be online?

His Answer:  Just give me 2 more minutes.

Translation:  It'll be atleast 2 more hours.

Q.  What's wrong with the tires you have?

His answer:  The treads wearing down and it my be dangerous for me to drive.  I could have an accident and then what would you do?

Translation:  They're just not big enough!

Q.  How much is it going to cost us?

His answer:  Not much.

Translation:  You should pick up some overtime.