Tim: Time again for another edition of the second best monster wrestling site, WMW's Fatal Friday Fights. To begin the show we have an announcement: we have discovered that Battra has used the same technology Baltan used to create the Zilla clones and cloned himself to assist him in battle! So as punishment he is in a cage match with Bagan on Monster Ilsand!

VS      
Battra                        Bagan

Battra and Bagan are warped to opposite sides of the cage.

Battra: Uh... don't you think this is an over-reaction?

AJ: You brought this upon your self!

Battra: Shut up ya' stupid huma...

AJ: Before Battra can finish he's blasted with gravity rays from Bagan and sent crashing into the side of the cage. Suddenly five horns burst up out of the ground and following them five Battra larva surface. Bagan transforms into a mass of energy. All the larva fire prism beams at the hidden Bagan with no effect. Bagan releases a salvo of energy balls which kill two of the larva and mortally wounding one. Then Bagan lowers his sheild and returns to his normal state. The larva which had been mortally wounded fires two blasts of purple energy from its eyes. The blasts result in spark and smoke flying off of Bagan's armored body. The larva then charges forward and attempts to breech Bagan's hard armor with its horn but the caterpillar's horn just bounces off of Bagan's tough hide. Bagan then grabs the larva's horn, lifts him into the air and slams him into the cage bars. Bagan follows up the attack by lifting him in the air again before yanking him down and slamming him into the rock and dirt floor of the cage. Strands of energy dance between Bagan's horns before he releases a stream of white light from his maw which carves out the larva's body, killing the infant Battra. The remaining two larva burrow underground in fright. The real Battra flies above Bagan and releases scales from his wings and purple lightning begins to circle his body, causing sparks to fly from Bagan's body. Suddenly both Battra larva emerge from underground, outside the cage on opposite sides. They then begin blasting at Bagan with prism beams. Bagan walks to the edge of the cage, still being blasted by the two larva from the outside. Bagan sends a trio of lightning bolts into the air from his body. The bolts pass through the gaps between the bars and form energy diamonds before falling down onto the larva, killing Battra's clone. The larva on the other side of the cage now knows that even outside the cage Bagan can kill him and retreats into the jungles of Monster Island, leaving the Imago Battra to fend for himself. The real Battra is curretly flying behind Bagan and releases two out bursts of prism beams which cause a series of explosions across Bagan's back. Bagan turns to face Battra and is met with three sets of of prism beams to the chest. Bagan's horns spring to life as blue energy races between them before he releases a powerful blast of white energy from his mouth. Battra manages to evade the light and heat energy beam by turning to the right and firing another set of prism beams at Bagan's shoulder.

Battra: Aw he ain't so tough.

AJ: Battra's arogant nature leaks through and he makes careless passes around Bagan's body while shooting prism beams from his eyes. With this habbit of not being careful it isn't long before he gets hit with a plasma beam to the thorax, badly wounding and grounding the mammoth moth. Bagan approaches the wounded moth before stomping on Battra's head and turning it into a green smear on the rock floor.

Tim: Now what's this? Our robotic helicopter over monster island which filmed the previous battle is now above UN Mechagodzilla (Yes we decided having actual people over the island was a health risk.). UN Mechagodzilla is standing upon a boulder before a group of one hundred ED 209 units. The ED 209 units are the soldiers and security guards for WMW purposses. They are standing in horizontal rows of twenty as UN Mechagodzilla is about to give them their orders.

UN Mechagodzilla: I want each of you to sepperate into groups of two and search this island for Battra's cloning facility and destroy it. If you spot any clones or find the facility signal your fellow units before engaging Battra's forces! Dismissed!

AJ: And with that the ED 209's spread out all over the island in search of Battra's labority. I sure hope they find that lab! All those larva are becoming an anoyance.

Tim: That's for sure. On to our next match. Gojira was being stupid and helped his son cheat. As punishment he has to work with King Kong, his bitter rival to defeat their mechanized doubles.

        VS      
Gojira & King Kong                                      Mechagodzilla & Mechani Kong

AJ: For this match the arena becomes a flaming volcanic wasteland.

Tim: Just like that of the one used for Queen Alien's match against the Rancor back in the first episode of our show! And so that they can fit onto the ledge of the volcano just like Queen Alien did they are all shrunken down to fifty feet tall. Kong is teleported to a ledge on the volcanoe in the center of the arena, Mechani-Kong is warped to the opposite side of the mountain with MechaGodzilla and Gojira is warped next to Kong. The two mech's fly around and walk around the mountain and spot the two on the ledge. Kong pounds his chest while roaring to show his superiority. Gojira grunts before pushing Kong and sending him rolling down the side of the volcanoe putting him at Mechagodzilla's and Mechani-Kong's feet. Mechagodzilla ruthlessly kicks Kong before Mechani-Kong lifts Kong over his head and chucks him towards Gojira. Gojira tail whips Kong and sendes him colliding into Mechani-Kong's chest and knocking the mech to the ground.

Gojira: Ha ha! This is punishment? I'll just let them kill Kong then I can take care of these losers myself.

Tim: Oh I'm sorry Gojira, did I fail to mention this is a one-out match. If Kong or you are killed or pinned your BOTH out of the match and it'll be counted as a loss on your part.

Gojira: That's no fair!

Tim: That might be true but you had better help your partner!

AJ: Mechani-Kong shoves Kong off of him. Kong gets up and pounds away at Mechani-Kong's chest. Kong's robot counterpart fights back by socking Kong directly in the face. Kong roars as he falls to the ground. Mechagodzilla joins Mechani-Kong in the pounding when both are struck with a nuclear beam. Mechagodzilla looks over to the source of the beam, Gojira. Mechagodzilla releases a metalic screech before launching two revolving missiles. The projectiles dig into the mountian ledge beneath Gojira's feet before exploding, causing the ledge Godzilla was on to crumble away and causing the king of monsters to fall to the ground onto his side. Mechagodzilla begins to enter a motion to kick Gojira but Gojira fires a nuclear beam and in a shower of sparks Mechagodzilla is pushed back and crashes into another smaller (about seventy feet) volcano. Mechani-Kong leaps over Kong, and at Gojira but Kong, with his hand-like feet grabs on to Mechani-Kong's left ankle and pulls. Gojira backs away and Mechani-Kong slams face-first into the ground. Kong gets back to his hands and knuckles and gets ready to start fighting again.

Mechagodzilla frees itself from what remains of the volcano it smashed into and fires an eye beam which scorches Kong's back. Kong roars in pain. Kong then beats his chest and roars as a challenge to Mechagodzilla. Mechagodzilla ignites its rocket propulltion feet and uses the enhanced mobility to body slam into Kong. Mechagodzilla knocks Kong to the ground and flies over him and lands. Unfortunately for Mechagodzilla he just landed between Mechani-Kong and Gojira and is hit with a nuclear beam before a silver capsule bounces off its body and explodes next to it. Knowing it mustn't stay in between a battle it flies back at Kong and hooks its arms under Kong's arm pits and carries him off. Mechagodzilla flies over a river of lava and drops Kong but Kong reaches up and grabs onto Mechagodzilla's head then swings off of the mech's cranium and lands on the other side of the molten rock flow than Gojira and Mechani-Kong. Mechagodzilla lands farther down the lava flow than Kong. Kong grabs a rock but is surprised to find that the rock is extremely hot and is a newly formed boulder. Kong quickly flings the boulder which breaks apart as it collides into Mechagodzilla's chest. From the force of the blow Mechagodzilla is thrown onto his back. Mechagodzilla's jet feet activate again and assist the mech un getting back to its feet. Once it was back with both feet on the ground Mechagodzilla advanced toward Kong. Kong charged right back at Mechagodzilla, then punched the mech in the chest, denting the space titainium and hurting his own hand. Mechagodzilla walks past Kong and as he does he karate chops Kong in the pack causing extreme pain to the primate. Mechagodzilla next, turns around, lifts its right foot and brings it crashing down onto Kong's back, bringing Kong to the ground.

Tim: Gojira ducks and dodges out of the way of punch after punch the mechanical ape throws at him. Mechani Kong swings a punch at Gojira's head but the dinosaur ducks, then turns around, slamming his tail into the side of the robot's head. Mechani Kong is thrown back and slams into a boulder while Gojira walks away from Mechani Kong. Mechani Kong frees itself and beleives Gojira is on the retreat. Mechani Kong begins to chase after Gojira when Gojira turns around and starts running at him. Gojira then leaps into the air and falls back onto his tail. It's his legendary tail sliding drop kick! He makes contact with Mechani Kong, his feet being slammed into the mech's chest, causing the robot to fall onto its back. Mechani Kong rolls over on to its stomach and uses its hands to push itself back up on to its feet. The mech then proceeds to run away from Gojira. The mech's detectors pick up Gojira's foot prints trailing close behind. The robot grabs a capsule from its waste and pulls off the bottom. It holds the explosive in its hand for a few seconds before tossing it over his shoulder, towards Godzilla. The grenade explodes in the air, startling Gojira who stomps in anger before charging a nuclear beam to fire at Mechani Kong. Mechani Kong, no longer picking up Gojira's foot prints behind it stops and turns around to see Gojira's back spines glowing. Gojira releases the stream of blue energy at Mechani-Kong, who side steps the attack and it instead descimates a rocky hill into large boulders, flying every where. This gives the mech an "idea" it grabs one of the rocks and lifts it over its head and tosses it at Gojira. Gojira shatters the large rock with a nuclear beam but a second rock flying out of the floating smoke and dirt catches the monster king off guard and hits him in the head, knocking him to the ground. Mechani Kong charged at Gojira and then, with un-realistic strength the mech swung Gojira into the air and smashes him into a boulder. Mechani Kong then begins to pound Gojira until he is stuck in the chin with Gojira's tail. Gojira takes the time he's made available to himself and got to his feet. Mechani Kong got up as well and reached down and grabbed one of his grenades. He pulls the grenade up and prepares to pull the pin when Gojira lashes out and ripps the hand he held the grenade in off. He then used his nuclear beam to take Mechani Kong's opposite arm off. Gojira then pulls the pin off the grenade before prying open Mechani Kong's mouth open. He drops the grenade in his mouth before forcing the mechanical jaws shut. In a matter of seconds Mechani Kong's head explodes.

Gojira: There we win!

Tim: Gojira, the one out rule only applies to you!

Gojira: No!

Tim: Gojira seems panicked as he looks across the battle field to see on the other side of the lava flow Kong about to be finished off as Mechagodzilla's chest opens and the mech prepares to use its cutting laser. Gojira quickly rips Mechani Kong apart and throws what's left of the mech's torso. Mechagodzilla fires its cutting laser just as Mechani Kong's parts fly in front of Kong and Mechagodzilla blows up the remains of his partner instead. Gojira then uses his nuclear breath to fly across the lava flow and then allows himself to fall. Gojira's feet crash into Mechagodzilla's snout and take off with it the rest of Mechagodzilla's head. This reveals Mechagodzilla's laser cannon/brain which means Mechagodzilla is still in the match. Mechagodzilla uses its jets to fly around and away Gojira and then turns and tries to attack Kong with every weapon it has. Gojira leaps in the way of the projectiles, using his body to sheild Kong. King Kong looks around and picks up a boulder. He then climbs up Gojira's back spines before leaping high off of his skull before tossing the rock. The rock crushes Mechagodzilla's laser cannon. Kong then picks up Mechagodzilla's body and tosses it to Gojira who tail whips the remains of the mech and sends it into the lava flow. Gojira and Kong win!

       VS             VS      
El Gusano                 Sinbad Dragon                         Brontosaurus

Tim: For our third match we have three mamoth monsters fighting to the finish. That's right for this match the monster can ONLY kill to win!

AJ: And now for this match the arena has become Hong Kong. Going back to the old theory that sauropods swam Brontosaurus is warped into the ocean. El Gusano is warped into the arena and quickly burrows under ground. Sinbad Dragon is warped farther down on the same street as El Gusano. The saurapod finally makes it to land fall and crushes a few cars beneath its feet as it enters the city. Sinbad Dragon roars and charges for Brontosaurus. Brontosaurus then reaches out and bites the Dragon again and again. (Yes the herbivore does have the courage to bite as its behavior is based off of the movies.) Suddenly the ground ruptures between them and El Gusano shoots up out of the ground, knocking both Bronto and Dragon onto their sides. Bronto gets to its feet in a series of awkward movements before nipping at El G's flesh. Bronto follows up the assualt by rearing up on its hind legs before allowing its body to drop, slamming its front legs into El Gusano's side. The saurapod then uses its tail to whip El G, leaving welts on his skin. Sinbad Dragon torches El Gusano. El G. fights back by body slamming Sinbad Dragon and knocking him to the ground and then uses his clubbed tail to decapitate Brontosaurus. Brontosaurus is dead and out of the match!

Tim: With one opponent defeated and his other enraged El Gusano flees underground as an angered Sinbad Dragon gets up. The dragon looks down the hole El Gusano fled into. The dragon roars down into the tunnel. Next he breathes fire down the tunnel in an attempt to torch El Gusano. El G bursts up out of the ground behind Sinbad Dragon and body slams him, knocking him to the ground. El Gusano then crawls on top of Sinbad Dragon and begins to cut the dragon with its sharp legs. Sinbad Dragon lashes out with its left hand and cuts the belly of El Gusano with his claws. El Gusano cries out in pain and crawls off of Sinbad Dragon. The worm then retreats underground. Sinbad Dragon gets back to its feet but El Gusano causes a tremor, tripping up the dragon and causing him to fall to the ground again. Sinbad Dragon gets up again when El G bursts up out of the ground and swings its head, slamming the side of his cranium into the dragon, smashing him through an office building. Sinbad Dragon looks up to see El G's head coming down toward him fast. Sinbad Dragon counters by releasing a stream of flames from his maw. The fire burns through two of El Gusano's eyes. El G backs away, crying in pain. The dragon then attacks and violently begins to tear chunks of flesh out of El Gusano with its claws and teeth. Gusano tries to defend itself by slamming his massive body into the Dragon. Sinbad Dragon backs up in a wince for a moment then goes back on the attack by breathing fire into the hole in made in El G's body, killing the monster.

AJ: And now for our last match. It's Majin vs. Kraken, RoF Dragon and Cerberus.

       VS      
Majin                                                                                          Kraken RoF Dragon & Cerberus

Tim: To view Cerberus stats click on the link. Cerberus stats were done by yours truely. Now time for the match. Its a sunny day on Monster Island and all four monsters are warped onto the beach except Kraken who is in the water. The bell rings and RoF Dragon and Kraken spring into action. RoF Dragon grabs a bould in its talons while Kraken dives under water and resurfaces with another large rock. Almost simultaneously Kraken throws the rock and RoF Dragon releases the rock while flying over Majin, for two profectiles hurtling for the samourai. But Majin uses his mastery over the elements to stop the rocks in mid air and send them flying back where they came. RoF Dragon, beeing a skilled flyer evades the rock but Kraken is struck in the chest and knocked to his back, under water. Suddenly a massive snake wraps around Majin's neck. It's Cerberus' tail! Cerberus pulls and in doing so yanks Majin onto his back. Majin grabs on to Cerberus' tail and strugles with the snake but Cerberus' keeps pulling him towards himself regardless. Majin uses his psychic link with animals to communicate with a near by flock. The birds respond and fly over Cerberus and chirp making delightful sounds. Cerberus' few weaknesses begins to cause him to dose off until RoF Dragon uses his napalm breath and kills the birds. Kraken comes ashore and with his four arms begins to pound Majin. Majin (Still on the ground but no longer being dragged by Cerberus.) ends Kraken's attack when he unsheithes his blade and uses it to severe Kraken's lower left hand. Kraken roars in his pain and backs away. Cerberus approaches Majin. Majin prepares to use his sword but Cerberus steps on that hand. Cerberus then, grabs Majin with his three mouths, lifts him into the air and tosses him into the ocean. Suddenly a part of the ocean becomes like a geyser as water shoots up into the air before curving and colliding with Cerberus. The water causes Cerberus to flip backwards and onto his back. Majin then flies out of the sea and lands on the beach. Cerberus gets back up. RoF Dragon sends streams of fire coming down from the heavens and colliding into Majin but dealing no damage. Majin looks up and begins to fling fire balls at RoF Dragon but with his agility he is able to evade the attack. While he is distracted Cerberus sends his snake tail out again, this time wrapping around Majin's ankles. He then pulls and trips the stone samurai. Kraken then tackles the grounded Majin. Cerberus and Kraken then hold down Majin as RoF Dragon pins...1...2...3 At last majin has been defeated.

AJ: See ya' next week when we decide the new belt holder. Well bye!

-Tim

WMW Co-Host