一切錯誤由此起 This Cause All Wrong

無聊自傳歌4:最斯文
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獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事!

歌詞:仗義E每多啊啊屠狗吖呀輩~呀,

斯文N敗類,就最斯吖呀文~呀呀~!

因N為佢地,要扮呀斯吖呀文呀,黎E到呀掩飾,

佢呀地係講吖歪呀理既敗吖呀呀類呀吖吖呀~~~~!吖嘛~!

Posted by planet/allwrong at 17:12 GMT | Post Comment | Permalink | Share This Post
Updated: Sat, 17 Sep 2022 16:03 BST

無聊唱古文1:唐詩-登鸛雀樓
Topic: 14無聊 Bored

作者-王之渙

你睇白日呀依吖山呀盡Eh~,

呢啦黃河就入呀海吖吖呀流呀~!

要欲窮呀千吖里呀目牙~?

咁就更上呀一呀層呀樓~呀呀~呀吖呀啦~!

Ai上啦,上多層啦!

Posted by planet/allwrong at 12:21 GMT | Post Comment | Permalink | Share This Post
Updated: Sat, 17 Sep 2022 16:03 BST

無聊唱古文2:唐詩-山行
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作者-杜牧

遠上呀寒山吖石徑呀斜Eh Eh,

白雲呀深吖處呀有呀人呀家Ah Ah!

停車吖坐愛呀楓吖林呀晚Ann Ann,

霜葉呀紅於吖呀二~呀月~呀花吖吖吖呀~~!

Posted by planet/allwrong at 22:15 GMT | Post Comment | Permalink | Share This Post
Updated: Sat, 17 Sep 2022 16:04 BST

無聊改歌詞9:直接搵手?
Topic: 14無聊 Bored

獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事!

歌詞:唉黐孖筋吖,發春呀夢呀,孤單一個夜半中吖,個窗呀食正西北呀風吖,食個Donut呀有條蟲呀!

Belly呀又有D痛呀,入到廁所呢好洶湧吖,Tissue呀又無鬼晒,唉夜半三更真呀陰功吖!

直接搵手~.....呢就唔係咁好既!

好彩仲有日本出既噴水洗Pat Pat!

Posted by planet/allwrong at 15:52 GMT | Post Comment | Permalink | Share This Post
Updated: Tue, 18 Jun 2024 16:53 BST

無聊改歌詞2:呢鋪實聽釘
Topic: 14無聊 Bored

獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事!

歌詞:哼!醒醒醒,醒醒醒,早知咪懶醒!個個要我去救佢命,搞到我無得瞓!超!頂頂頂,頂頂頂,認真係氣頂!個個跣我仲鑊鑊傑,實聽釘屎都無命賠!

唏!頭先呃呀婆,而加蝦細路!唔玩真正笨,幾大玩到癲!雀雀聲娶老婆,發發聲娶妾侍,再彭彭聲娶多個鴉烏婆,好過屎左渣都Mu!

嘩!驚驚驚,驚驚驚,我真係好驚!比D官兵捉到正,今次我無得柄!唉!釘釘釘,釘釘釘,呢鋪實聽釘!A~~~~~!好~彩~不~嬲~多~計~仔~,其實釘~屎~果個唔~~Hee~~~Urrrr~~~~~~~~~~!噓~~!

Posted by planet/allwrong at 13:55 GMT | Post Comment | Permalink | Share This Post
Updated: Sat, 17 Sep 2022 16:04 BST

無聊改歌詞1:剩單勞忍
Topic: 14無聊 Bored

獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事!

歌詞:謂你唔好咁曳呀,你唔好咁百厭呀,啦你仲係咁曳,就唔比禮物你架啦,剩單勞忍係會知到你曳架!

你最好就唔好扭計,咪lur晒落地咁滯,你如果唔聽媽Me話,就會打你個屁鼓仔,Hei!

啦你唔好咁曳啦,你唔好咁百厭啦,謂你仲係咁曳,就唔比禮物你架啦,呀剩單勞忍係會知到你曳!剩單勞忍會唔比禮物你架!剩單勞忍會打你個屁鼓仔~~~!

Ho!Ho!Ho!

Posted by planet/allwrong at 12:06 GMT | Post Comment | Permalink | Share This Post
Updated: Sat, 17 Sep 2022 16:05 BST

Baked Pork Chop Rice Just By Cooking
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Baked Pork Chop Rice Just By Cooking

No need fried rice in the wok, No need oven, No need wait for overnight rice, even the pork chop is pan fried in the rice cooker and cook rice right afterwords.

Everything waiting for someone to teach you? Only knows copying and rote memorization, but don't know how to think it out by yourself? Computer is enough, no need you!

煲出黎既焗豬扒飯

唔使開鑊炒飯,唔使焗爐,唔使等隔夜冷飯,連豬扒都係用個飯煲煎完就煮飯.

乜都等人教呀?淨係識抄同死記,唔識自己諗出黎呀?要電腦得啦,使鬼要你咩!