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無聊改歌詞5: 賀年歌-好鬼凍x3 (Bilingual 港+英)
Topic: 14無聊 Bored

獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事! Ha!

歌詞:Hui!好乸凍~呀!好乸凍~呀!

大家都話好乸凍呀!

點解今日咁乸凍呀!

點~呀解~呀咁乸凍呀!

今日真係好乸凍呀!

大家都話好~乸~凍~~~~!

我 HucChiu!!!

Hui! Very cold~ Ah! Very cold~ Ah!

Everybody said very cold Ah!

Why today Ah so Ah cold!

Why~ Ah! Why~ Ah! So Ah cold Ah!

Today really very cold Ah!

Everybody said~ very cold~~~~!

I HucChiu!!!

Hei!好鬼凍~呀!好鬼凍~呀!

大家都話好鬼凍呀!

點解今日咁鬼凍呀!

點~呀解~呀咁鬼凍呀!

今日真係好鬼凍呀!

大家都話好~鬼~凍~~~~!

我 HucChiu!!!

恭喜發財~~~!

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Updated: Mon, 2 Jan 2023 21:57 GMT

無聊改歌詞1+2=4: Santa Remix
Topic: 14無聊 Bored

獨白:本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬其他次元,其他平行宇宙,或者其他三千大千世界,絕對唔屬於呢個次元,呢個平行宇宙,或者呢個三千大千世界既事!

歌詞:謂!你唔好咁曳!你唔好咁百厭!你仲係咁曳,就唔比禮物你!呀剩單勞忍係會知到你曳!

Hey!醒醒醒,醒醒醒,早知咪懶醒!個個要我去救佢命,搞到我無得瞓!我頂!頂頂頂,頂頂頂,認真係氣頂!個個跣我仲鑊鑊傑,實聽釘屎都無命賠!Huh!

你最好就唔好扭計,咪lur晒落地咁滯!你如果唔聽媽Me話,就會打你個屁鼓仔,Hei!

頭先呃呀婆,而加蝦細路!唔玩真正笨,幾大玩到癲!雀雀聲娶老婆,再發發聲娶多個妾侍,再彭彭聲娶多個鴉烏婆,好過屎左渣都Mu!

Hey!你唔好咁曳啦!你唔好咁百厭啦!你仲係咁曳呀,就唔比禮物你架!呀剩單勞忍係會知到你曳呀!

Hey!驚驚驚,驚驚驚,我真係好驚!比D官兵捉到正,今次我無得柄!唉!釘釘釘,釘釘釘,呢鋪實聽釘!

Hey!呀剩單勞忍會唔比禮物你~~!呀剩單勞忍會打你個屁鼓仔~~~!

A~~~~~!好~彩~不~嬲~多~計~仔~,其實釘~屎~果個唔~~Hee~~~Urrrr~~~~~~~~~~!

Ho!Ho!Ho!

Hey!

Merry X'mas!!!

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Updated: Wed, 14 Jun 2023 17:13 BST

無聊返叛奏5:Rock Rock-童年時
Topic: 14無聊 Bored

Hei! 童年時我與你家鄉中相見阡陌上~! Ha!Ha!

你要我替你將心~掛天上~! Ha!Ha!

何時能再與你一雙雙走到花樹望~! Ha!Ha!

我這裏每晚每朝也會對你想千趟~! Ha!Ha!

童年時我與你家鄉中相見天未亮~! Ha!Ha!

你要我替你採花~插襟上~! Ha!Ha!

何時能再與你打韆鞦打到星月上~! Ha!Ha!

再看看這兩顆心~~~~!　Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!

有無永遠相向~~~! Wa~!

Dadadadadiu~~!

Dadadiu~~!

Dadadadadiu~~!

Dadadadadadadadiu~~dadiu~~!

Dadiu~~~!

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無聊返叛奏4: Rock R&B - Smoke gets in your eyes
Topic: 14無聊 Bored

Hey! They~ asked me how I knew, Huy!

My true love was true! Huy!

Huh~Huh~Huh~~!

I of course replied, Huy!

something here inside, Huy!

Can not be denied~~! Huy!Huy!

Now~ laughing friends deride, Huy!

Tears I cannot hide! Huy!

Huh~Huh~Huh~~!

So I smile and say, Huy!

when a lovely flame dies, Huy!

Smoke gets in your eyes! Huy!

Smoke~ gets~ in~ your~ eyes~~~~~! Huy!

Hey! They~ asked me how I knew, Huy!

My true love was true! Huy!

Huh~Huh~Huh~~!

I of course replied, Huy!

something here inside, Huy!

Can not be denied~~! Huy!Huy!

Now~ laughing friends deride, Huy!

Tears I cannot hide! Huy!

Huh~Huh~Huh~~!

So I smile and say, Huy!

when a lovely flame dies, Huy!

Smoke gets in your eyes! Huy!

Smoke~ gets~ in~ your~ eyes~~~~~~~~! Ha~!

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無聊返叛奏3: Rock R&B - Unchained Melody
Topic: 14無聊 Bored

Oh~~~, my~ love, my dar~ling!

I've hun~~gered for~~ your~ touch!

Are you~~ still mine~~~~~~~~

I~~~~~~~~I need~~~ your love!

I~~~ need~ your~ love~!

God speed~~ your love~~ to~~~~~~~ me~~~!

Huh! Huh! Huh~~~!

Oh~~, my love, my darling~! Hui!

I've hun~~gered for~ your~ touch!

Are you~~~~~~ Hui! still mine~~~~~~~

I~~~~~~~~~~~I need~~~~e~~ your~ love!~~ Huh!

I~~~ need~ your~ love~~~! Huh! Huh!

God speed~ your love~~ to~~~~~~~ me~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!

Hua~~~~!

Posted by planet/allwrong at 17:14 BST | Post Comment | Permalink | Share This Post
Updated: Mon, 24 Oct 2022 17:15 BST

無聊改歌詞3:他約我去大冒險,他約我去刮拉登
Topic: 14無聊 Bored

翻過幾個山,無路四圍轉,秘洞似在唔遠,原來其實好遠!

跌盪旅途中,[吔]又無啖好,我在每日投訴,沿路成日嘔泡!

我鬧你,你話前面就快見到阿富汗,我再[啤]你,你才平靜地說出,比司機老點!

即刻[立]住把刀,星空中飛舞,司機一見話絕無老點到!

再摷出張MAP,仔細咁劃出D線路,口中起勢猛念[阿啦]!

傾一傾信唔信好,𥄫到司機佢其實係已經驚到瀨尿!

收起線路笑展露,沿路愉快沒再嘔泡!

繼續去,發現條路爛晒斷開三四截,仆街囉!跌落前面大峽谷,反車起勢碌!

好彩我未死得,好彩我大命,得D手腳係全部擦損晒!

我個Friend都OK,只不過無咁幾塊肉,司機慘囉佢就爆開!

搵火機[透]著過火,整少少野食然後搭膊一起再上路!

執番一副[啤]好在,唔係實會悶到反肚!

終於到達太好,果真有兩度,山窿可以仲繁盛過紐約!

見呀拉登!好想講句老乜土!卻又不敢[妙]佢確係老土!

一執鬚變凸眼鬚,可惜一眼就仍然比我睇出佢就係!

拉登今次好濕滯,明日入冊實聽終老!

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Updated: Tue, 18 Jun 2024 16:32 BST

無聊唱古文5:唐詩-早發白帝城
Topic: 14無聊 Bored

作者-李白 (701-762AD)

Hui!朝辭呀白帝係彩呀雲呀間吖呢!

千里既江陵都只係一日就呀呀還呀 !

兩岸既猿聲唉!啼呀不呀絕!

唉好煩! 好煩好煩!

Didarrdaladar Darladarladardadadi!

Dididaladar Daruladarladadadi!

Didarrdarladaa Dalardadadiii..

嘩!輕舟都已過左萬重呀既山添吖呢!

Dadididaladarr Darladalardadi Dididar!

謂!到埗~!落船~!上~岸~~!

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Updated: Sat, 17 Sep 2022 15:53 BST

無聊唱古文4:恥笑文-六國論
Topic: 14無聊 Bored

For UKRAINE and Allies: Please keep up until win, and don't repeat this self destruct story again like Song Dynasty does!

給烏克蘭和盟國:請繼續直至勝利,和不要像宋朝一樣再重複這個自毀的故事!

作者-蘇洵 (1009-1066AD)

SING:Hey Ha!Hey Ha!六國破~~~滅,Hey Ha!非兵不呀~~~利,Hey Ha!戰不呀~~~~善,Hey Ha!弊在賂~~~秦!Hey Ha!賂秦而力~~~虧,Hey Ha!破滅之道~~~也!

RAP:Hey Haa!或曰~:[六國互喪,率賂秦耶?]曰~:[不賂者以賂者喪,蓋失強援,不能獨完!]故曰~:[弊在賂秦也!]Hey Haa!

SING:秦以攻取之~~~外,Hey Ha!小則獲~~~邑,Hey Ha!大則得~~~城!Hey Ha!較秦之所~~~~得,Hey Ha!與戰勝而得~~~者,Hey Ha!其實百~~~倍!Hey Haa!

RAP:諸侯之所亡,與戰敗而亡者,其實亦百倍!則秦之所大欲,諸侯之所大患,固不在戰矣!Hey Haa!

SING:思厥先祖父~~~~,Hey Ha!暴霜~~~~露,Hey Ha!斬荊~~~~~棘,Hey Ha!以有尺寸之~~~地!Hey Ha!子孫視之不甚~~~惜!Hey Haa!

RAP:舉以予人,如棄草芥!今日割五城,明日割十城,然後,得一夕安寢!起視四境,而秦兵又至矣!Hey Haa!

SING:然則諸侯之地有~~~限,Hey Ha!暴秦之欲無~~~厭,Hey Ha!奉之彌~~~繁,Hey Ha!侵之愈~~~急!Hey Ha!故不戰而強~~~弱,Hey Ha!勝負已判~~~矣!Hey Haa!

RAP:至於顛覆,理固宜然!古人云:[以地事秦,猶抱薪救火,薪不盡,火不滅!]此言得之!Hey Haa!

SING:齊人未嘗賂~~~秦,Hey Ha!終繼五國遷~~~滅,Hey Ha!何~~~~~~~哉?Hey Ha!與嬴而不助五國~~也!Hey Ha!五國既~~~喪,Hey Ha!齊亦不免~~~矣!Hey Haa!

RAP:燕趙之君,始有遠略,能守其土,義不賂秦!是故燕雖小國而後亡,斯用兵之效也!Hey Haa!

SING:至丹以荊卿為~~~計,Hey Ha!始速禍~~~焉!Hey Ha!趙嘗五戰於~~~秦,Hey Ha!二敗而三~~~~勝!Hey Haa!

RAP:後秦擊趙者再,李牧連卻之!洎牧以讒誅,邯鄲為郡,惜其用武而不終也!Hey Haa!

SING:且燕趙處~~~秦,Hey Ha!革滅殆盡之~~~際,Hey Ha!可謂智力孤~~~危,Hey Ha!戰敗而~~~亡,Hey Ha!誠不得~~~已!Hey Haa!

RAP:向使三國各愛其地,齊人勿附於秦,刺客不行,良將猶在,則勝負之數,存亡之理,當與秦相較,或未易量!Hey Haa!

SING:嗚~~~~~~~呼!Hey Ha!以賂秦之~~~~地,Hey Ha!封天下之謀~~~臣,Hey Ha!以事秦之~~~~心,Hey Ha!禮天下之奇~~~才,Hey Ha!並力西~~~向,Hey Ha!則吾恐秦~~~人,Hey Ha!食之不得下嚥~~~也!Hey Haa!

RAP:悲夫!有如此之勢,而為秦人積威之所劫,日削月割,以趨於亡!為國者無使為積威之所劫哉!Hey Haa!

RAP:夫六國與秦皆諸侯,其勢弱於秦,而猶有可以不賂而勝之之勢! Hey Haa!

SING:苟以天下之~~~大,Hey Ha!而從六國破亡之故~~~事,Hey Ha!是又在六國下~~~矣~~~~!HEE~~ HAA~~!

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Updated: Sat, 17 Sep 2022 15:53 BST

無聊唱古文3:譴責文-魚我所欲也
Topic: 14無聊 Bored

作者-孟子 (372-289BC)

豈有此理!

哼!魚我所欲也呀!熊掌,亦我所欲也呀!二者,不可得呀兼吖,舍魚,而取熊掌者也呀!

生吖,亦我所欲也呀!義,亦我所欲也呀!二者,又不可得呀兼吖,舍生,而取義者也呀!