BEN
Ben is one of my good friends and one of the weirdest, if not the weirdest.
"Ben Convo 1"
A brief interlude of Ben being a smartass, followed by discussion of that which I am perhaps most known by, my tendency to lose things.

"Ben Convo 2"
I guess you could call it an inside joke.....God we're weird sometimes.

"Ben Convo 3"
The infamous "butt creeps"...told you Ben was weird.

BRIAN
Here's Brian to prove you can study engineering at an ivy league college and still be pretty stupid.
"Brian Convo 1"
I attempt to bring up an old joke, where we were planning a trip to NYC to buy fake Rolex and Gucci watches in Times Square, and my friend asked if she could use a credit card. However, Brian doesn't remember, and thinks I'm serious.

"Brian Convo 2"
I messaged Brian under a different name, and when I said "your mom" I figured he'd know it was me, but nooo. So I couldn't resist harassing him a little - poor guy.

KELLY
Kelly is our beloved little freshman - even tho she is going into her sophomore year at ESU, she is still our little freshman. She is also the Mexican Water Drinker, the XNL (X-treme Nipsy Lover), the NDH (Nipsy Dry Humper) and, of course, Extreme Kelly.
"Kelly Convo 1"
Kelly's deep thoughts on weed.

"Kelly Convo 2"
Penises.

"Kelly Convo 3"
On sex and Wawa.

OTHER JESS
While Kelly might look like the sweet, innocent freshman, we all know that's just a facade. O.J. was the true innocent - til we corrupted her, that is.
"Other Jess Convo"
Here, upon hearing of a recent split with a guy I had been seeing, OJ expresses desire for her own failed relationship.

SARAH
Sarah is another real good friend of mine, and tho quiet at first, she is secretly very, very weird. She's also right up there with Kelly in terms of nicknames, checking in with Bellefonte, Delay, Kneepads, and Spunky, among others.
"Sarah Convo 1"
Just....weird. But short.

"Sarah Convo 2"
Among odd snippets, Sarah and I discuss our theory of how skinniness relates to snatchiness.