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AprilElizabeth33: oh, but there is good news too!
AprilElizabeth33: guess what i found????
precenphix: she pearl harbored?
AprilElizabeth33: no no no
precenphix: dunno...found your keys or something?
AprilElizabeth33: no, better: premixed whisky sour!
precenphix: lol
AprilElizabeth33: oh it was the greatest day of my life
precenphix: you cheese ball
AprilElizabeth33: mmmm
AprilElizabeth33: cheese
precenphix: genital?
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AprilElizabeth33: ben, can i lick your nuts?
precenphix: uh, you can never lick my nuts
precenphix: ever
precenphix: so don't bother asking
AprilElizabeth33: what????
AprilElizabeth33: why???
precenphix: the answer will be "no" all the time
AprilElizabeth33: why did i lose nut lick privileges???
precenphix: because they smell foul, remember?
AprilElizabeth33: lol
AprilElizabeth33: sewer nuts
precenphix: dude...if anything, they smell like fresh baked bread
precenphix: i've scratched myself & smelled my hand
precenphix: that's what it smells like
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precenphix: nutscrape is tooling out on me
AprilElizabeth33: your compu blows man
precenphix: not really, bitch
AprilElizabeth33: fuck you dick moistened towelette
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