ben, 5.24.01. precenphix: i had the shits today precenphix: had to leave work & run for immodium AprilElizabeth33: aww thats so cute precenphix: you find gastro intestinal fluxes cute, do you? AprilElizabeth33: only on you sweetie precenphix: seriously...brown cloudy water was shooting from my anus precenphix: streamers precenphix: butt creeps precenphix: it's creepin AprilElizabeth33: i love you ben precenphix: 'sin my butt AprilElizabeth33: brb phone precenphix: 'swhy they call it a butt creep precenphix: cause it's creepin precenphix: 'sin my butt precenphix: it's a butt creep AprilElizabeth33: i'm glad to hear that AprilElizabeth33: so like AprilElizabeth33: in my butt precenphix: there's a creep? AprilElizabeth33: its sorta creepin but then it darts back in AprilElizabeth33: like im like "what? what's that? poop?" precenphix: sorry, hon...constitutes a butt creep AprilElizabeth33: and it darts away back in AprilElizabeth33: i think it might be....a butt knock AprilElizabeth33: a prank knock AprilElizabeth33: like when i go to answer the door it snickers and runs away precenphix: heh precenphix: lol AprilElizabeth33: and sends lil farts precenphix: that's the lit dogshit on the porch part AprilElizabeth33: lately, the past few days, ive been havin real smelly farts precenphix: sorry to hear that AprilElizabeth33: like i can barely breathe sorta farts precenphix: listen, i'm going to take off because i'm hitting the sack early i think precenphix: lol AprilElizabeth33: but at the same time....it fills me with a sense of pride precenphix: then just don't inhale AprilElizabeth33: you know? precenphix: i understand completely precenphix: ha! AprilElizabeth33: i knew you would. precenphix: you're a rockin' chick back to aim. home.