RedStrawberries6: i am starting a diet tomorrow
RedStrawberries6: my mom is so skinny and it pisses me off
AprilElizabeth33: lol
AprilElizabeth33: but
AprilElizabeth33: your mom is also snatchy
AprilElizabeth33: what if you become snatchy
RedStrawberries6: yeah
RedStrawberries6: i wont
AprilElizabeth33: you might
AprilElizabeth33: my mom is skinny and snatchy
RedStrawberries6: not as much as mine
AprilElizabeth33: sherry has snatch like qualities
RedStrawberries6: yes she does
AprilElizabeth33: my mom isnt as skinny as yours either
AprilElizabeth33: the only reason kelly isnt snatchy is cuz she smoke so much weed
AprilElizabeth33: i think skinniness and snatchines are related
RedStrawberries6: but these are all originally skinny people, they don't know what its like to be fat, so...
RedStrawberries6: when i am skinny i will appreciate it
RedStrawberries6: and therefor not be snatchy and think i am better
AprilElizabeth33: my mom was pregnant does that count?
RedStrawberries6: huh?
AprilElizabeth33: count as fat?
RedStrawberries6: oh
RedStrawberries6: uh
RedStrawberries6: no
AprilElizabeth33: lol
RedStrawberries6: do you like my reasoning?
AprilElizabeth33: no i like mine
AprilElizabeth33: skinny = snatchy
AprilElizabeth33: therefore
AprilElizabeth33: i must stay fat
RedStrawberries6: but not always
AprilElizabeth33: always
RedStrawberries6: kelly is not a snatch
AprilElizabeth33: but
RedStrawberries6: but what if you are fat like me and still snatchy like me
AprilElizabeth33: she smokes much weed that counteracts it
RedStrawberries6: does that mean that i should really be skinny?
AprilElizabeth33: i am not snatchy! we are not snatchy like skinny ppl
AprilElizabeth33: no it means you are not snatchy
AprilElizabeth33: duh
RedStrawberries6: oh
RedStrawberries6: i get snatchy though
RedStrawberries6: you even say
AprilElizabeth33: everyone gets snatchy
AprilElizabeth33: some ppl stay snatchy
RedStrawberries6: like skinny people
AprilElizabeth33: exactly

RedStrawberries6: what's dan up to
AprilElizabeth33: about 6'4"
RedStrawberries6: dork, that's my answer
AprilElizabeth33: lol
AprilElizabeth33: but you're not 6'4"....

RedStrawberries6: my brother still has my easter basket for me
RedStrawberries6: the candy apple smells funky
AprilElizabeth33: awwww
AprilElizabeth33: lol
RedStrawberries6: i made him throw it out
RedStrawberries6: it smelled like cleaning fluid
AprilElizabeth33: mmmmm
RedStrawberries6: i was gonna taste it to see if i could get some sort of intoxication but i thought better of it

AprilElizabeth33: i also hear
AprilElizabeth33: he wears visors
RedStrawberries6: ohhh
AprilElizabeth33: but
AprilElizabeth33: that could just be a cruel rumor
RedStrawberries6: are you a sucker for visors?
RedStrawberries6: i'm a sucker for corn rows and manicured toes