Potato Doctrine

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The Potato is for the most part a hands-off sort of deity. He does not concern Himself with the petty details of His worshippers' lifestyle choices because, quite frankly, most of your lives are not that exciting.

But like any god, The Potato does expect certain things of those who wish to get the king-size jaccuzzi and complimentary t-shirt in the hereafter. So we here at The Potato God Worship Center have put together some resources to help you ensure that you do not get the Divine Middle Finger when you pass on or when your favorite hockey team is in the playoffs.

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