Non-Scoring Song Lyrics

Thank you for joining us today as we explore some song lyrics to some Non-Scoring songs. What are Non-Scoring songs, you ask? Well, Non-Scoring songs are regular songs that you may listen to that have had the lyrics changed to make 'em about Non-Scorers. You'll see what we mean after you have had a look at a few of our song choices.

Just click on a song title below and that link will take you to the full lyrics for that song. Also, each song has a link that will take you to a video for the song. Just open another web browser window, and then you can listen to the song/video while you read through the new Non-Scoring lyrics.
(Just in case you don't have the album readily available to play while you read.)


       1) "Unlucky" -- by Britney Spears
       2) "Not Beautiful" -- by Christina Aguilera
       3) "In Your Rear End" -- by Avril Lavigne
       4) "Lump" -- by The Presidents of the United States of America
       5) "Ching Ching" -- by The All-American Rejects

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