"Lump" -- by The Presidents
of the United States of America

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Lump sat alone on a bench in the park
"I ate everyone else here," he candidly remarked
Lump sat around and scratched his sack
Then he ate the whole damn planet as a snack

Chorus
He's Lump, he's Lump,
He's really fat
He's Lump, he's Lump, he's Lump
Did he just eat all that?

Lump lingers 'cuz he won't go away
And when's he here, he just ruins everybody's day
Why won't that bastard take a hint?
Doesn't he know that we just don't give a shit?

Chorus
He's Lump, he's Lump,
He's really fat
He's Lump, he's Lump, he's Lump
Did he just eat all that?

(AAAAHHHH!!!!)

(Eeeeeeeeeeeat, Lump. Eat, eat, eat, eat now)
(Eeeeeeeeeeeat, Lump. Eat, eat, eat, eat now)
(Eeeeeeeeeeeat, Lump. Eat, eat, eat, eat now)
(Eeeeeeeeeeeeat Lump.)

Lump's cock was lonely and needed some love
He got thrown in jail for trying to bang a dove
He spent his money to buy a chick
He was doomed to failure 'cuz he doesn't have a dick

Chorus
He's Lump, he's Lump,
He's really fat
He's Lump, he's Lump, he's Lump
Did he just eat all that?

Is this Lump out of my hair? I hope so.
Is this Lump out of my hair? I hope so.
Is this Lump out of my hair? I hope so.
Is this Lump out of my hair?

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